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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2202991 times)
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WOODY@DDLLC
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
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March 04, 2022, 09:48:13 AM »
Stainless, be careful, those red bears may be trying to ambush you! Ya know how charmin' they are!
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All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967)
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Speed Limit 1000
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Reply #4831 on:
March 04, 2022, 10:18:20 AM »
A pirate walks into his favorite bar with a roll of paper towels on his head
The bartender says " What's with the paper towels Skipper? "
The pirate says " Arr, there be a bounty on me head "
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John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20
Stainless1
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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March 04, 2022, 11:29:14 AM »
One of my friends is a mushroom fanatic... he is a real fungi at dinner parties...
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Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O
Seldom Seen Slim
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Reply #4833 on:
March 04, 2022, 12:46:16 PM »
Phil died but his sign lives on.
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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Reply #4834 on:
March 11, 2022, 12:39:50 PM »
Why are people tired on April 1??? Because they just finished a 31 day March.....
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floydjer
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Reply #4835 on:
March 11, 2022, 12:40:33 PM »
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?...Lilly......
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WOODY@DDLLC
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Reply #4836 on:
March 11, 2022, 03:27:59 PM »
That joke was padded, Jer!
I'm just ribbeting you!
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All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967)
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floydjer
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Reply #4837 on:
March 11, 2022, 04:36:07 PM »
Knew you would croak in Woody.....
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floydjer
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Reply #4838 on:
March 18, 2022, 12:37:11 PM »
There is a spider on my keyboard....Must be checking his web site....
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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March 18, 2022, 12:38:17 PM »
🤔...People in Iran are afraid of spiders....But in Iraq? No phobia...
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Seldom Seen Slim
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Nancy -- 201.913 mph record on a production ZX15!
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Reply #4840 on:
March 18, 2022, 12:47:11 PM »
Jerry, you are in prime form today. That one took me a few extra seconds. Bravo!
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Jon E. Wennerberg
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Stainless1
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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March 18, 2022, 01:06:00 PM »
Slim that comes from being old and slow... kinda like my 57 Sportster... of course it's two tired to go fast
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Stainless
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floydjer
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March 18, 2022, 01:49:39 PM »
Stainless....Did you buy it in Jamaica? That would make it a Bob Harley.....
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WOODY@DDLLC
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March 18, 2022, 02:03:42 PM »
Does it have dreaded fork locks?
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floydjer
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March 18, 2022, 06:07:29 PM »
Reminds me of the carpenter that built a bike from scraps of lumber...All that work and it wooden start....
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