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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4590 on: March 26, 2021, 07:57:10 PM »
Thanks Bob.....I kneaded that.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4591 on: March 26, 2021, 07:59:35 PM »
...in fact, If you were a woman? I would send you flours....It' s the yeast I could do...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4592 on: March 26, 2021, 08:01:02 PM »
...That is what I like about bread puns....They never get stale :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4593 on: March 26, 2021, 08:03:04 PM »
....Sorry.....Those got a rise out of me and I got on a roll...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4594 on: March 26, 2021, 08:04:57 PM »
...and you are a gluten for punishment :clap :clap :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4595 on: March 26, 2021, 09:17:15 PM »
Stainless i always knew you were well bread :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4596 on: March 26, 2021, 10:07:40 PM »
Yeah Bob...You have us..but you deserve butter.... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4597 on: March 26, 2021, 10:15:09 PM »
My joining this site must have been bovine intervention... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4598 on: April 02, 2021, 08:39:54 AM »
Spring is here....I can work in my garden!..I am so excited that I just wet my plants!...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4599 on: April 02, 2021, 11:02:12 AM »
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract or pass Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out...  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4600 on: April 02, 2021, 11:08:59 AM »
Hey Jerry, maybe we should just do end of the world jokes... come on folks, lets do jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4601 on: April 02, 2021, 12:35:08 PM »
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4602 on: April 02, 2021, 12:36:30 PM »
Just so every one's clear.... I'm going to put on my glasses....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4603 on: April 02, 2021, 01:55:49 PM »
Shame we let up on bread....JD is on a roll...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4604 on: April 02, 2021, 01:59:11 PM »
Yo Bob...Some guy just drove by on a tractor and he was yelling "The end of the world is coming".... I think it was Farmer Geddon... 
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