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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4980 on: January 20, 2023, 07:06:38 AM »
Meeting my kangaroo buddy for breakfast....He likes IHOP.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4981 on: January 20, 2023, 09:15:52 AM »
I love that place too.
Beats me why they don't serve frog legs.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4982 on: January 20, 2023, 01:56:06 PM »
They did at one time but quit when someone croaked.    :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4983 on: January 20, 2023, 05:10:02 PM »
Did they choke on a rib-it?  :-o :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4984 on: January 20, 2023, 06:45:24 PM »
Woody...Did you send that from your I-Pad??
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4985 on: January 27, 2023, 08:58:01 AM »
The local zoo charges $10 for admission, but waves the fee to campers and people dressed like dolphins.  So it is free for all in tents and porpoises.  :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4986 on: January 27, 2023, 12:58:26 PM »
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4987 on: January 27, 2023, 01:19:06 PM »
They just opened a new zoo in Furley... So far there's just a dog in it...

It's a shit zoo
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4988 on: January 27, 2023, 02:58:17 PM »
A monkey made his escape from the zoo on the back of a sheep.

the authorities are asking people to watch for a monkey on the lamb.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4989 on: February 03, 2023, 10:08:41 AM »
Hey, Jerry.  You awake yet?
Okay to (more or less) keep the spirit of SJF alive, I provide this.
True, it's not some witty rejoinder, or tired homily, but it is a delightful social comment on what to my mind is only a fad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k1tbf8muMc
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4990 on: February 03, 2023, 12:36:40 PM »
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?

Triple A
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4991 on: February 03, 2023, 03:43:46 PM »
I had this brilliant idea to start a professional Hide and Seek league.


Then I got to thinking, the best players will be impossible to find!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4992 on: February 03, 2023, 05:54:23 PM »
Sorry I am so late today...Been prepping for the Super Bowl by viewing pics of Gracie Hunt😍😍😍 . Anyway, Why did the electrician marry his co-worker? He couldn't resistor..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4993 on: February 03, 2023, 10:16:02 PM »
Have you ever met a detective electrician?...They call me Sherlock Ohms
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4994 on: February 03, 2023, 11:33:09 PM »
Hey Monte, I started a peek-a-boo league last year.... didn't go well, lots of players ended up in the


ICU  :cheers:
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