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Offline Speed Limit 1000

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5010 on: February 24, 2023, 09:00:57 PM »
Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade? Because it was a hot dog :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5011 on: March 03, 2023, 08:48:43 AM »
When we had our house built Patti insisted the steps not be carpeted. The carpet installers gave her blank stairs......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5012 on: March 03, 2023, 10:19:17 AM »
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5013 on: March 03, 2023, 11:18:43 AM »
John.....This is a joke thread, cease with the reality. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5014 on: March 10, 2023, 08:57:45 AM »
A buddy of mine is a butcher in London. He caught some sort of large creature in the river and made it into sausage....It was the beast of Thames...It was the wurst of Thames.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5015 on: March 10, 2023, 10:49:33 AM »
A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef...The butcher replies    "Noooo Black Betty, ham or lamb"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5016 on: March 10, 2023, 10:55:48 AM »
Not bad, Johnboy!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5017 on: March 10, 2023, 11:54:08 AM »
I know that butcher SL1K.....He is very rude, I asked for pork  chops and he gave me the cold shoulder
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5018 on: March 17, 2023, 03:28:58 AM »
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman...
Rick O'Shea :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5019 on: March 17, 2023, 10:37:59 AM »
I had planned to post snake jokes....But someone might throw a hissy fit...🤔 Again. 😁
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5020 on: March 17, 2023, 10:39:00 AM »
🤔 What do you call a snake that works for the government?? A civil serpent.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5021 on: March 17, 2023, 10:42:37 AM »
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on March 17, 2023, 03:28:58 AM
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman...
Rick O'Shea :cheers:
John...I have a buddy who is a sign painter and he used Rick O'Shea  as his name when he entered car enduro races. Sounded great over the P.A. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5022 on: March 17, 2023, 09:32:15 PM »
Have you heard the Irish version of Wooly Bully... by Sam the Shamrock n roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lax4u7xDzc
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5023 on: March 18, 2023, 08:13:31 PM »
I watched the video two or three times and still don't understand.  The two girls just stand there and don't blink, Sam wears a turbin and the Pharos look like something from a Saturday Night Live skit, but what the hell is a wooly bully?  It's got two big horns and a wooly jaw, but beyond that, i am at a loss.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5024 on: March 18, 2023, 08:32:35 PM »
Quote from: mc2032 on March 18, 2023, 08:13:31 PM
I watched the video two or three times and still don't understand.  The two girls just stand there and don't blink, Sam wears a turbin and the Pharos look like something from a Saturday Night Live skit, but what the hell is a wooly bully?  It's got two big horns and a wooly jaw, but beyond that, i am at a loss.

The video is horrible. The song is nonsense, don't try to understand it.
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