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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4680 on: July 09, 2021, 12:52:29 PM »
Jeez Bob...how deep of shaft did you mine for those? Last time those puns were funny was during the stone age..
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4681 on: July 09, 2021, 12:53:06 PM »
What do you do with a dead geologist??  Barium.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4682 on: July 16, 2021, 10:06:29 AM »
My cousin David lost his I.D.   Now he is just Dave......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4683 on: July 16, 2021, 11:58:01 AM »
......New club opening Saturday ...It's named "Autopsy".... I might go for open Mike night....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4684 on: July 16, 2021, 03:24:18 PM »
Jer, I applied for a lathe job the other day but they turned me down!  :cry:
Said they didn't want me milling around the parking lot either!  :-o
But that's just the way the chips fall sometimes!  :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4685 on: July 16, 2021, 03:27:59 PM »
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion."

"Is that you, Bob?? "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful, what's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.

I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud --- lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Bob!  Are you in Heaven?"

"No ...  I'm a rabbit somewhere in Nevada!"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4686 on: July 16, 2021, 05:54:59 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on July 16, 2021, 11:58:01 AM
......New club opening Saturday ...It's named "Autopsy".... I might go for open Mike night....

I think I'll skip it.  Sounds like it might be boring.   :dhorse:
Mike
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4687 on: July 16, 2021, 06:10:10 PM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on July 16, 2021, 05:54:59 PM
Quote from: floydjer on July 16, 2021, 11:58:01 AM
......New club opening Saturday ...It's named "Autopsy".... I might go for open Mike night....

I think I'll skip it.  Sounds like it might be boring.   :dhorse:
Mike

I thought you would be splitting a gut.

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4688 on: July 16, 2021, 11:19:07 PM »
I thought maybe a few of you would come along.....We could crack open some cold ones....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4689 on: July 16, 2021, 11:20:08 PM »
Whether or not it would be fun .....remains to be seen :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4690 on: July 17, 2021, 12:06:58 AM »
Hey Jer I hear the girls there are drop dead gorgeous but a little frigid...  aktion086
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4691 on: July 23, 2021, 08:26:06 AM »
What do yo call a caveman that wanders aimlessly?...A Meanderthal..
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4692 on: July 23, 2021, 09:16:39 AM »
I guess that's what they do when they go clubbing on Friday night...  :naughty
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4693 on: July 23, 2021, 09:56:28 AM »
Quote from: Stainless1 on July 23, 2021, 09:16:39 AM
I guess that's what they do when they go clubbing on Friday night...  :naughty

That should get the seal of approval :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4694 on: July 30, 2021, 03:32:58 PM »
I heard a bird out in the yard but could not see it......Must have been in da sky's
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