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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5055 on: April 28, 2023, 11:12:20 AM »
I went to my  doctor yesterday and he said I am getting a prize!!!....He told I am getting Atrophy !!!! :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5056 on: April 28, 2023, 03:36:50 PM »
Now that I've gotten older, everything's finally starting to click for me... My knees, my back, my neck
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5057 on: April 28, 2023, 10:12:42 PM »
Why did Bob's wife get frustrated after he retired...

She got twice as much Bob on half as much pay
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5058 on: May 05, 2023, 08:07:38 AM »
Two reasons to never drink from a toilet. Number one and number two.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5059 on: May 05, 2023, 12:54:37 PM »
 Poop Jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5060 on: May 05, 2023, 03:34:05 PM »
Well John Boy.....Then urine trouble. :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5061 on: May 05, 2023, 07:49:49 PM »
 What do you call a country where everyone is pissed... A urination


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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5062 on: May 05, 2023, 07:58:13 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on May 05, 2023, 03:34:05 PM
Well John Boy.....Then urine trouble. :friday

 On a scale of one to ten urinate :cheers:


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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5063 on: May 05, 2023, 08:02:50 PM »
Quite the stream you have going John..... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5064 on: May 05, 2023, 08:08:31 PM »
Where does a volcano go to pee??  The lavatory..... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5065 on: May 05, 2023, 09:43:19 PM »
When is the only time P comes after Q...
When there's a line for the bathroom because you have to queue before you pee
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5066 on: May 12, 2023, 06:23:58 AM »
A burglar broke into a music store and ran off with the lute.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5067 on: May 12, 2023, 09:32:31 AM »
He trumpeted the news to his lyre friends!
They are real cymbals of virtue, too!  :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5068 on: May 12, 2023, 04:56:51 PM »
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist...
Terrorists have sympathisers
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5069 on: May 13, 2023, 04:39:09 PM »
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on May 12, 2023, 04:56:51 PM
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist...
Terrorists have sympathisers
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