Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

It warmed up here for a couple of days and flies were out in force... I called the cops, told them to send the SWAT team 

[Stainless1]

Been trying to help Don's (Salt27) kid Gus (Little Puke) with his camping addiction... he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet 

[salt27]

Been trying to help Don's (Salt27) kid Gus (Little Puke) with his camping addiction... he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet 

That is no joke!   

[floydjer]

I just learned that Einstein was a real person.....I thought he was just a theoretical physicist.

[Stainless1]

Hey Jerry there are folks in the Mediterranean that never get up early....

Heard Dawn was really tough on Greece 

[floydjer]

Just had to slip that in the back door didn't you Bob....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

You're such a dirty bugger Jer! 

[Stainless1]

You're such a dirty bugger Jer! 

Yeah, but he'd never leave his buddy's behind...   

[Speed Limit 1000]

My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey

[Stainless1]

I almost took a part time job at our local Indian restaurant... until they wanted me to sign a paper saying I wouldn't share their secret flatbread recipe with anyone....  I didn't sign their naan disclosure agreement
 

[floydjer]

What does a turtle do during a blizzard??..It seeks shell-ter

[Speed Limit 1000]

What do you call a female turtle...
A clitortoise

[floydjer]

I met a lumberjack who told me he cut down 46,748 trees in his career...I asked how he knew exactly and he said "I kept a log"

[floydjer]

Same guy got fired for cutting down too many trees.....He saw too much....

[Stainless1]

But he was a cut above the rest...

Although I heard a tree he was supposed to cut down was in love with him.... it fell hard