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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4530 on: February 12, 2021, 10:40:55 PM »
Well I finally got through my addiction to ice cream, chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...
I won?t lie, it was a rocky road.  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4531 on: February 19, 2021, 06:23:42 AM »
When I was young..women would chase after me all the time....I've quit stealing purses...... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4532 on: February 19, 2021, 06:28:06 AM »
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is... :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4533 on: February 19, 2021, 10:24:31 AM »
WoW!  A palindromic sentence.  Good work, Jerry!! :clap :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4534 on: February 19, 2021, 10:54:03 AM »
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4535 on: February 19, 2021, 10:56:29 AM »
The elusive "muffler bearings"!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4536 on: February 19, 2021, 10:57:58 AM »
Hot damn, a muffler bearing to go with the turboencabulator!!! :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4537 on: February 19, 2021, 11:55:50 AM »
Well you guys are a little off track for this thread today....

No I'm not going for a train joke.. that would be off the rails on this crazy train... ozzy

My kid asked if we were pyromaniacs?
I had to admit... Yes, we arson
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4538 on: February 19, 2021, 12:44:46 PM »
Hey Bob...My anger management counselor said I should write letters to everyone I hate and set them on fire....He didn't say what I should do with this stack of letters....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4539 on: February 19, 2021, 05:09:17 PM »
A palindromic sentence.

You sure it isn't cimordnilap?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4540 on: February 19, 2021, 11:57:20 PM »
Hey Jerry, ask your counselor about Anger Expression therapy... you express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial.
Its all the rage.  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4541 on: February 26, 2021, 07:51:51 AM »
Did the Vikings tell their children Norsery rhymes?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4542 on: February 26, 2021, 07:54:42 AM »
Patti glanced in my direction and said "What rhymes with orange"... I replied " No it doesn't"...... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4543 on: February 26, 2021, 09:55:00 AM »
Did those Vikings speak in Norse Code?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4544 on: February 26, 2021, 10:21:25 AM »
Quote from: fastesthonda_jim on February 26, 2021, 09:55:00 AM
Did those Vikings speak in Norse Code?

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