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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4710 on: August 27, 2021, 08:45:48 PM »
I think I'd liken it to hunters getting off the ferry (across the straights of Mackinac before the Bridge was built) in St. Ignace and heading into the wilds of the U. P. lol8
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4711 on: August 27, 2021, 08:51:24 PM »
FJ, I got it from an AARP gathering where they were extolling the fun of RV'ing through your Golden Years.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4712 on: August 27, 2021, 10:51:08 PM »
🤔..And what do campers eat for breakfast???..Winne-bagels :cheers:
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« Reply #4713 on: August 27, 2021, 10:52:46 PM »
Know what the bears in the U.P. call campers in sleeping bags??..Soft shell tacos
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4714 on: August 28, 2021, 09:07:10 AM »
Quote from: fastesthonda_jim on August 27, 2021, 06:06:15 PM
For those of you who can't read, or, if you simply tire of the boredom of driving straight to the finish line, I offer the following.

Think of it as a metaphor for Congress and your money (Speaking of stoopid jokes).

https://files.catbox.moe/cci08m.mp4

Me thinks much more organized than anyone in DC! At least this stoopidity has a real purpose!  :-P
Also a great example of vehicle dynamics and aerodynamic interactions!  :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4715 on: August 28, 2021, 09:39:24 AM »
Yeah, the vehicle dynamics are sumpthin'.
I 'specially like the old NASCAR trick of "accidentally" shedding non aero body parts mid race.
Lowers the CG as well.  These guys are fierce competitors.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4716 on: August 28, 2021, 10:05:09 AM »
Not much in the way of flags for "debris" on the track.  LOL
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4717 on: September 03, 2021, 02:53:21 PM »
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other what type of music he ( she?...they?) likes to listen to. The other says.."I am a big metal fan "...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4718 on: September 03, 2021, 05:02:17 PM »
They'd like these guys: https://www.bigassfans.com/
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4719 on: September 03, 2021, 07:16:22 PM »
,.......Woody, I left one of those metal fans outside and it lead to someone steeling it......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4720 on: September 03, 2021, 11:39:42 PM »
Hey Jer... I've been working in the yard.... I think I have it chicken proof... the lawn is impeccable
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4721 on: September 10, 2021, 01:35:10 PM »
Who did Fonzie call when his bike broke down??  Triple Ayyy
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4722 on: September 17, 2021, 09:48:58 AM »
Every time I go for a bike ride I finds tools on the road...most are driving mini-vans...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4723 on: September 17, 2021, 09:50:11 AM »
I wanted to post more tool jokes, but that was awl I could find.....Nailed it.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4724 on: September 17, 2021, 11:31:16 AM »
What a gut-wrenching decision even though I saw why you did it.
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