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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4755 on: November 05, 2021, 04:20:03 PM »
Bartender sounds like a bold faced type!  :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4756 on: November 05, 2021, 04:24:13 PM »
Jim, you know how Jer is! I just didn't want him trying the Texas two-step on a two-step!
That would not be a laughing matter - Saturday or any other day!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4757 on: November 05, 2021, 05:12:47 PM »
🤔....Satan's favorite font???.....Hellvetica............ :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4758 on: November 12, 2021, 06:15:54 PM »
Saw two people entering an ambulance....Might have been a pair of medics...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4759 on: November 19, 2021, 02:51:44 PM »
How do you know when the Moon is going broke??  When it is down to it's last quarter....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4760 on: November 26, 2021, 09:11:10 AM »
Okay, I guess Jerry is sleeping in.  Probably too much nog with his egg or something.

Anyway, moving on in the spirit of the Holidaze.

Did you hear about the dyslexic occultist?

Yep, you guessed it.  Sold his soul to Santa
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4761 on: November 26, 2021, 09:52:18 AM »
Maybe this will wake Jer up!?!?  :?

A guy goes into a restaurant with his shirt open at the collar, and is stopped by a bouncer. "Hey guy, look around! This is an extremely classy place. No one gets in without a necktie!"

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have a one. But as luck would have it, he sees a set of jumper cables in the trunk. In desperation, he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a decent looking  knot and lets the ends dangle free.

He heads back to the restaurant. The bouncer looks him over for a moment with suspicious, and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in. But you better not try to start anything."
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4762 on: November 26, 2021, 10:23:07 AM »
Nice try, Woody, but it's not quite down to Jerry's standards.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4763 on: November 26, 2021, 12:25:16 PM »
Jeez..tough crowd. Reminds of the time I said you guy's didn't need to wait for me to start and Chris said "We tried that, but the jokes were funny.."
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4764 on: November 26, 2021, 12:29:12 PM »
I used to be in a band....our drummer was a turkey...he was the only one with drumsticks...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4765 on: November 26, 2021, 12:30:45 PM »
Saw a snowman at the grocery store rooting through the carrots.....He was picking his nose....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4766 on: November 26, 2021, 12:32:45 PM »
.......🤔...We caught the turkey with a snare.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4767 on: December 03, 2021, 09:13:59 AM »
When Flat Earth Society members travel.....Do they do it on a plane???
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4768 on: December 03, 2021, 10:09:09 AM »
FLAT OUT!!!  :clap :clap :clap

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4769 on: December 03, 2021, 12:46:05 PM »
Seems to me this is getting pushed right to the edge.   :roll:
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