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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4920 on: July 22, 2022, 08:35:24 PM »
Slim, I suspect you, like me, are already a pro at crastination....  :clap

BTW CC was that too many commas?  :?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4921 on: July 29, 2022, 02:38:32 PM »
Having dinner with two friends tonight....Or as I call them...My taste bud's.... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4922 on: August 05, 2022, 02:25:53 PM »
Thought about getting a job driving a taxi.....But I don't like people talking behind my back...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4923 on: August 12, 2022, 06:11:03 PM »
Laughter is the best medicine....Which makes me the Dr. Kevorkian of humor.... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4924 on: August 19, 2022, 03:55:49 PM »
Which animal has more lives than a cat??...The frog....they croak every night.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4925 on: August 19, 2022, 04:56:35 PM »
I toadily agree Jer!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4926 on: August 19, 2022, 05:09:31 PM »
Quote from: WOODY@DDLLC on August 19, 2022, 04:56:35 PM
I toadily agree Jer!  :-P
Warts and all??
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4927 on: August 19, 2022, 07:06:30 PM »
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4928 on: August 26, 2022, 02:23:42 PM »
Reminds of the rude snowman.....He did not carrot all.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4929 on: September 02, 2022, 04:13:58 PM »
Then there was the math teacher that spilled cake batter all over the inside of her oven......But in her defense....the directions did say to place the pan in the oven at 180 degrees.... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4930 on: September 02, 2022, 05:07:52 PM »
She bakes a nice pie Jer!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4931 on: September 02, 2022, 06:06:19 PM »
Agreed Woody.....And clearly no engineer or she would have rounded up to 4.....Just to be safe.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4932 on: September 02, 2022, 10:39:55 PM »
You think gas and electric prices are high, have you seen chimneys?

They're through the roof :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4933 on: September 02, 2022, 11:49:44 PM »
My chimney is sick.....It might have the flue....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4934 on: September 09, 2022, 04:54:50 PM »
Smith &Wesson has released a pair of revolvers named The Congressman  and The Senator...They don't work and you can't fire them......👍
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