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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4995 on: February 10, 2023, 08:31:41 AM »
I would like to be buried in a glass casket....Whether or not I get my wish remains to be seen..
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4996 on: February 10, 2023, 09:44:40 AM »
Jerry, the reality is we will both probably end up in hand baskets....  :?   :laugh:  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4997 on: February 10, 2023, 09:57:52 AM »
My father-in-law (deceased) always said, "Bury me face down in a rubber casket so everyone can kiss my a$$ while I'm bouncing through he??!"  aktion086
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4998 on: February 10, 2023, 12:03:21 PM »

Which element should they make caskets out of?...Barium

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4999 on: February 10, 2023, 02:52:48 PM »
I heard you make caskets with mourning wood....... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5000 on: February 17, 2023, 11:44:20 AM »
That time of the year again....Why were Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?? He was a master of deduction....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5001 on: February 17, 2023, 02:51:58 PM »
Hey Jerry, Patti called and ratted you out...
She said she confronted you the other day asking if you knew what day it was...
said you got that oh shit look on your face, jumped into you clothes, ran to the store and came back with chocolates and flowers... apologizing for not remembering

She confided that was the first time.... that she got flowers and candy on trash day!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5002 on: February 17, 2023, 02:52:36 PM »
.....And  Sherlock had help from his insect buddy the account-ant
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5003 on: February 17, 2023, 02:53:44 PM »
Yo Robert....We were married on my birthday. Pretty smart eh? :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5004 on: February 17, 2023, 05:39:31 PM »
Nancy allowed me to  choose our wedding date (really).  I chose 14 June (1997) because I knew it'd be easy to remember Flag Day.  It's worked so far. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5005 on: February 17, 2023, 10:33:59 PM »
Well I've been married once... but not currently   :-o
Mine was easy as well...
April 2nd...  I was a fool for getting married, but we did it the second we had to  :roll:  :laugh:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5006 on: February 17, 2023, 10:47:11 PM »
Ha, Sandra and I tied the knot on April 1st   

Haven't forgot an anniversary yet.   :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5007 on: February 17, 2023, 10:57:12 PM »
 ?What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.? ? author Mark Twain
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5008 on: February 24, 2023, 09:11:48 AM »
Do dog catchers get paid by the pound???
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5009 on: February 24, 2023, 09:44:35 AM »
If a dog has puppies on the side of the road can she get ticketed for littering?
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