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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4410 on: November 13, 2020, 08:59:59 PM »
According to my spousal -unit, the difference between a pig and a man is that when a pig drinks beer it does not turn into a man. :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4411 on: November 14, 2020, 12:20:12 AM »
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?









1...... or 2?

1.......or 2?

3.......or 4?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4412 on: November 19, 2020, 06:45:52 PM »
Apologies to Johnny Cash...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4413 on: November 19, 2020, 06:47:15 PM »
Happy in his work...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4414 on: November 19, 2020, 07:04:54 PM »
 cromag.....NEIL!!..you know better.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4415 on: November 19, 2020, 07:44:17 PM »
I know from experience that it's sometimes difficult for us old retired guys to keep track of what day we're working with!!!  muutt muutt muutt :-D

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4416 on: November 19, 2020, 07:46:07 PM »
I'm slow so I thought I'd get an early start...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4417 on: November 19, 2020, 09:27:52 PM »
Neil, until you outed yourself I assumed you were in Australia.   :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4418 on: November 19, 2020, 09:30:49 PM »
I emailed Neil's jokes to a friend in Japan at 8:55am, his time.   :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4419 on: November 20, 2020, 01:29:21 PM »
Question for Doc G and the Midget.... if a Stratocaster and a Telecaster run into each other is it serious or just a Fender bender....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4420 on: November 20, 2020, 01:39:17 PM »
Just stringing us along are you.   :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4421 on: November 20, 2020, 03:02:10 PM »
Since Neil got us started early....20 years ago,We had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs...Now I have no cash, no hope and no job. I pray that Kevin Bacon is doing alright.😃
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4422 on: November 20, 2020, 03:03:30 PM »
Quote from: salt27 on November 20, 2020, 01:39:17 PM
Just stringing us along are you.   :roll:
I fret that he is.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4423 on: November 20, 2020, 03:04:32 PM »
.....Should have saved that for open Mic. night at the Whammy Bar.... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4424 on: November 20, 2020, 03:20:06 PM »
Seems like you are getting all amped up to me.   :-D
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