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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4665 on: June 25, 2021, 06:13:46 AM »
Bought another gun and it won't fire...?...Wonder if the manual has a trouble shooting section? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4666 on: June 25, 2021, 09:14:20 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on June 25, 2021, 06:13:46 AM
Bought another gun and it won't fire...?...Wonder if the manual has a trouble shooting section? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

You'll need to rifle through it . . .
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4667 on: June 25, 2021, 10:26:25 AM »
Nothing in the book M2....I shall peruse a couple gun sites......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4668 on: June 25, 2021, 02:06:17 PM »
Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on June 25, 2021, 09:14:20 AM
You'll need to rifle through it . . .
Shoot, I was going to bang out that comment, but you beat me to the draw!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4669 on: June 25, 2021, 03:45:12 PM »
Woody....MM is quick to drop the hammer when he is bored.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4670 on: June 25, 2021, 04:41:26 PM »
Better stop w / gun puns.....Some snowflake will be triggered.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4671 on: June 25, 2021, 09:37:33 PM »
I bought a hand gun from a T. Rex..He was  a small arms dealer.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4672 on: June 25, 2021, 09:58:28 PM »
I am completely blown away by these comments.

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4673 on: June 25, 2021, 11:20:35 PM »
this has been some high caliber discussion aktion086
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4674 on: July 02, 2021, 03:07:44 PM »
If you cross a founding father with a curly haired dog??...Do you get a Yankee Poodle ??
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4675 on: July 02, 2021, 11:50:43 PM »
Should be a dandy mix...
kinda like mixing a spaniel, a poodle and a rooster... Cocker poodle doo
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4676 on: July 09, 2021, 09:29:36 AM »
Started a boat building company in my attic...Sails are through the roof...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4677 on: July 09, 2021, 09:30:36 AM »
....making a boat from stone would be a hardship...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4678 on: July 09, 2021, 10:01:34 AM »
Canoe stop making those dinghy jokes, please?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4679 on: July 09, 2021, 10:10:02 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on July 09, 2021, 09:30:36 AM
....making a boat from stone would be a hardship...

Yea but you should chip away at it anyway... don't take any part of the process for granite...
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