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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4905 on: June 24, 2022, 04:25:32 PM »
It is so hot here....I keep cool by reading my fan mail....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4906 on: July 01, 2022, 06:00:49 PM »
Saw a old lady crying in the aisle at the grocery store....she was upset because she lost her income tax refund. Being the nice fellow that I am, I gave her $100. Made me happy and besides, I found an envelope with $2,500 in it out in the parking lot.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4907 on: July 01, 2022, 08:05:53 PM »
I was so angry that I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts flew everywhere.

That's when the shift hit the fan.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4908 on: July 01, 2022, 09:23:13 PM »
I have a buddy who is an entomologist...I swapped the "S" and "C" keys on his keyboard....Can't wait for him to Google insect.......😁
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4909 on: July 08, 2022, 11:33:46 AM »
🤔...A penguin is favorite relative?..Aunt Arctic...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4910 on: July 08, 2022, 11:35:01 AM »
Plumbers least favorite vegetable?...The leek.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4911 on: July 08, 2022, 02:32:28 PM »
Police confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor of the nightclub...

Was not a bouncer
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4912 on: July 08, 2022, 04:19:11 PM »
I met a girl with no legs at a bar....She was the bouncer.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4913 on: July 15, 2022, 03:07:28 PM »
🤔.....If a ball game gets cancelled due to rain....Do you get a precipitation trophy?!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4914 on: July 22, 2022, 08:46:03 AM »
What did the dog say as he stepped off his sailboat?? "Wharf"..... (I" ll sea myself out....)
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4915 on: July 22, 2022, 09:05:13 AM »
Being in a spectacularly (look it up ) beautiful harbor, here is what he really said as he stepped off the bow - "Wow"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4916 on: July 22, 2022, 11:03:17 AM »
Fred (that's what I call my little wiener) says you both need a stern talking to....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4917 on: July 22, 2022, 12:43:13 PM »
Bob.....Fred is adorable
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4918 on: July 22, 2022, 01:18:30 PM »
Fred is a Little Liner- a long wheelbase, too.  :-)
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4919 on: July 22, 2022, 02:10:38 PM »
I want to look up what "procrastinate" means but I keep putting it off 'til later.
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