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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5115 on: September 15, 2023, 10:30:43 AM »
Anyone else find it interesting that ?Take Out? can mean food, dating, or murder.  1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5116 on: September 15, 2023, 01:46:10 PM »
There is a new project I want to tackle...
I got new fishing tackle for my birthday :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5117 on: September 15, 2023, 04:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Stainless1 on September 15, 2023, 10:30:43 AM
Anyone else find it interesting that ?Take Out? can mean food, dating, or murder.  1drink
Now I have a vision of Bob eating a spleen.......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5118 on: September 15, 2023, 05:06:44 PM »
Did I mention I was fired from my job as a set designer for a local theater??....I left without making a scene... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5119 on: September 15, 2023, 11:00:15 PM »
I worked for a guy that decided to fire the first person he saw that had bad posture.....I had a hunch it would be me...... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5120 on: September 22, 2023, 06:48:39 AM »
This farmer is walking across his field on his way to church when he spots a guy dangling from a tree . He asks why the fellow is in he tree and learns that he had gone sky diving and encountered a parachute malfunction. The farmer suggests that next time he should ask a local first....Because everyone knows nothing opens on Sunday around there......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5121 on: September 22, 2023, 09:59:05 AM »
Local restaurant serves rabbit stew on Fridays... guarantees you'll find a hare in your soup  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5122 on: September 22, 2023, 10:26:26 AM »
A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5123 on: September 22, 2023, 05:54:52 PM »
I worked in a circus as a human cannonball for one day.....Then they fired me..    1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5124 on: September 29, 2023, 01:10:39 PM »
Guy gets fired from his job at the unemployment office....Boss tells him "Clean out your desk and I'll see you here tomorrow"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5125 on: September 29, 2023, 01:56:17 PM »
I have a bunch of unemployment jokes but none of them work muutt
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5126 on: September 29, 2023, 04:57:42 PM »
I was fired from my job as a massuer...I guess I rub people the wrong way....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5127 on: September 29, 2023, 05:59:19 PM »

I was told I'd be getting fired for being really small...
Being a human cannonball is great!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5128 on: October 06, 2023, 01:14:37 PM »
I have a buddy who was born with two left feet.....He always wears flip flips.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5129 on: October 06, 2023, 01:18:15 PM »
I do not understand why I was fired from my job at the suicide hotline..No one ever called back for more help. :cheers:
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