Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Jim...George carpet bombed my dream...I am looking a little further down the alphabet..Maybe blown fuel rear engine roadster

[fastesthonda_jim]

Yeah, I and my co-driver got two of George's records.  Getting his current one will be a heck of a lot tougher.
(Said Tom Swiftly.)

[floydjer]

Back on topic....How does a monkey go down the stairs? He slides down the banana-ster

[floydjer]

....Poor Marybeth....I told her to count the stairs on an escalator....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women  (I'm sorry..... but our PC society demands I change this to:           "women of size.")  talking at the bar. They all spoke with a heavy brogue accent.
 
I made an unfortunate assumption that their accents appeared to be Scottish.... so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
 
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales.... you bloody idiot!"
 
So I immediately apologized.... and replied, "I am so sorry!  Are you three whales from Scotland?"
 
And that's the last thing I remember.

[floydjer]

Woody....Those gals were too sensitive...They need to lighten up.......

[floydjer]

I went to a psychic that was so heavy....She was a four chin teller

[floydjer]

I have no jokes for Christmas...I am a rebel without a Claus..

[floydjer]

..Wait..I have myrrh....

[Stainless1]

Well Jer use your Frank and sense to just come up with something 

[gowing]

Yule come up with something.

[desotoman]

Happy New Year's Eve.

Tom G.

[floydjer]

Since it is FRIDAY now......I will remove my glasses and look back on the prior year...After all, hindsight is 2020.....

[floydjer]

.....If you need me, I'll be in the punch line

[floydjer]

Hmmm...looks like Skandia is one hour and 30 years behind G.R.....