Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

I'm gonna stick my neck out and say all you guys.... Les Paul of course would let this play on until the electricity failed... but don't get wound to tight, I'll jump in my pickup and head for the bridge... y'all stay in the saddle

[floydjer]

Ringo ,George and John walk into a bar....They were less Paul

[floydjer]

I'll stop now...before I get band......

[floydjer]

....perhaps not band....just in treble.....

[floydjer]

And for you guitarists that are land speed racers....Free aero advise for you. Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.

[Stainless1]

For the record, I am not a guitarist... but I play one on my stereo 

[floydjer]

What do you get when you cross breed a racing dog with a bumble bee??..A Greyhound Buzz.....

[floydjer]

.....looks like Bob decided not to pick on guitar players any more......

[floydjer]

.....Which is good. I remember how angry a guitar player friend of mine got when I de-tuned one of his strings......and wouldn't tell him which one it was...

[Stainless1]

That must have caused a bit of a riff between ya... 

[salt27]

I may be a NUT for sticking my NECK out on this but we need to let this be water under the BRIDGE and SADDLE up and move along.   

[floydjer]

Looks like we struck a bad chord here.....

[floydjer]

Forgive me for this one.......A guitar teacher was arrested during class......He fingered A minor......

[floydjer]

A lumberjack enters the enchanted forest .....He walks up to a tree and starts to swing his axe when the tree shouts "Stop!..I am a talking tree"! ..To which he replies.." And you will dialogue"

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the ghost that went to rehab.....He was addicted to boos....