Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Oh sure Jim...Rachet  things up and socket to me....Maybe Peter Jack will say something ...up-lifting

[Speed Limit 1000]

 What is Supermans favorite part of the joke?
The "punch" line! 

[Peter Jack]

I'll see if I can't hammer something out! 

Pete

[floydjer]

Hey Nancy.....Last time I had a surgery performed, I asked the Doc. if I could close the incision myself and save $$$...He said " Fine..suture self"....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

 

[floydjer]

An associate of mine always calls his wife "Bambi"... Not because of her big, brown eyes....because he wishes someone would shoot her mother.

[floydjer]

🤔 ....Last Halloween I dressed as a harp....Patti thought the costume was too small to be a harp...I think she called me a lyre....

[floydjer]

......October 10 is International Talk in Cliche's Day...I will do that 'til the cows come home..

[Stainless1]

A friend finally explained how autocorrect on the phone works... "there's a little elf in there trying hard to be helpful.... but in fact he is really quite drunk"

 Jer... its only the 8th... are you the early bird trying to get the worm 

[USFRAMONTE]

Albert Einstein was an absolute genius, a man deserving of praise and honor.

His brother Frank, was an absolute monster.

[floydjer]

Jeez Bob.....Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

[floydjer]

Hey Bob....Did I tell you about the time I googled pictures of grandfather clocks and left out the "L"??😶

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Jer, something like that happened to me, too! 
I asked when my grandfather was born but the spellcheck elf flipped the b into a p! 

[4-barrel Mike]

Hey, Bob!  You realize, of course, that the early worm gets the bird.   

Mike

[floydjer]

Since you guys have added worms to this segment...   🤔 Why did the worms exit the apple before going aboard Noah's Ark? Because they were told to go in pears..