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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4650 on: May 21, 2021, 12:56:48 PM »
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb??? Toucan do it....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4651 on: May 21, 2021, 03:19:32 PM »
I heard about a bird that swallowed a cock-a-too! She might have been a yellow-bellied sapsucker!  :evil:
I hope my response wasn't too swift or Jer will crow about it!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4652 on: May 21, 2021, 03:31:00 PM »
Jeeez Woody......I hope you got those puns cheep... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4653 on: May 28, 2021, 09:56:06 AM »
Planned on going to the beach today but is is raining ....Starting to get irrigated..
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4654 on: May 28, 2021, 09:57:57 AM »
Did you know you are required by law to turn on your lights when it is raining in Sweden??  How am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?? cromag
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4655 on: June 04, 2021, 06:37:25 AM »
If I jump off a bridge in Paris...Would that make me in Seine?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4656 on: June 04, 2021, 06:40:15 AM »
Do fish get high from sea weed??
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4657 on: June 04, 2021, 10:34:30 AM »
I keep hearing about smoking salmon... I can't figure out how they keep them lit...  :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4658 on: June 04, 2021, 10:37:44 AM »
Of course I've always heard the grass is always greener on the unlit side....  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4659 on: June 04, 2021, 02:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Stainless1 on June 04, 2021, 10:34:30 AM
I keep hearing about smoking salmon... I can't figure out how they keep them lit...  :dhorse:
Ya put 'em on the barbeque gill,......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4660 on: June 04, 2021, 08:09:31 PM »
You need to listen to your piers . . .
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4661 on: June 11, 2021, 08:07:14 AM »
Bought a hat with a built in fan that cools my head....It blows my mind....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4662 on: June 18, 2021, 07:18:37 AM »
Can you catch a fish without putting a worm on the hook??..It's de-bait-ible
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4663 on: June 18, 2021, 07:21:39 AM »
Patti commented that when we were dating I always gave her nice gifts and jewelry but that stopped after getting married...I said.."You ever see a fisherman give the fish another worm after it's caught?" :clap :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4664 on: June 18, 2021, 09:30:16 AM »
Why do we remember the fish that got away as bigger than the ones we catch?

Fish memories scale-able . . .
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