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Offline Speed Limit 1000

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5100 on: July 28, 2023, 01:22:14 PM »
What is the coldest letter?

The Iced T
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5101 on: August 04, 2023, 09:14:06 AM »
If an orchestra is playing outside during a thunderstorm who is most likely to be hit by lightning???....The conductor...... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5102 on: August 11, 2023, 01:19:53 PM »
The police just came to the shop and arrested my bottled water...They said in was wanted in three states.     Solid, liquid and gas.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5103 on: August 11, 2023, 07:45:00 PM »
I spotted an albino dalmatian today.


It was the least I could do.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5104 on: August 11, 2023, 10:14:54 PM »
🤔......Know why fireman have dalmatians?.....To find the hydrants.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5105 on: August 11, 2023, 10:42:53 PM »
I reckon there were actually 102 Dalmatians...

But the other one was never spotted :cheers:


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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5106 on: August 11, 2023, 11:11:25 PM »
OK... dog jokes... so your thought for the day....
Who picks up guide dog poop.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5107 on: August 18, 2023, 03:13:03 PM »
In honor of our upcoming trip to Ireland.....This guy is sitting at his favorite pub when the bartender says "Your glass is empty...would you like another"?.... Guy says " What would I want with two empty glasses"?... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5108 on: August 18, 2023, 08:58:20 PM »
Some people like to look at the glass as half full and others like to look at it as half empty but me...

I just like to drink it :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5109 on: August 26, 2023, 12:29:27 AM »
Know what Christmas has in common with a tornado??....There is a tree in your living room.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5110 on: September 01, 2023, 10:18:25 AM »
🤔....Oh why not?.....I got fired from a job at a keyboard factory...They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts...  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5111 on: September 08, 2023, 11:13:06 AM »
I had planned on posting a joke about time travel...But none of you liked it....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5112 on: September 08, 2023, 11:14:08 AM »
I ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon.......I'll let you know.... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5113 on: September 08, 2023, 06:48:57 PM »
Just like buses and trains, my workstation is where the work stops :naughty
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5114 on: September 08, 2023, 07:34:58 PM »
Yo John....I got fired once for something I didn't do.....My job.  :cheers:
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