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Offline manta22

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4560 on: March 12, 2021, 10:04:56 AM »
Get out of the wheat field, Mary Beth You're going against the grain!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4561 on: March 12, 2021, 10:48:27 AM »
When I plant wheat I get a headache....Must be my grains...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4562 on: March 12, 2021, 12:05:06 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on March 12, 2021, 10:48:27 AM
When I plant wheat I get a headache....Must be my grains...

It's a tough dirty job Jer.... your acres and plains are noted
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4563 on: March 12, 2021, 02:03:40 PM »
Kitty Hawk, 1903, Wilbur says to Orville, "You sure this thing will cut wheat?"  lol8 :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4564 on: March 12, 2021, 02:20:03 PM »
Little Johnny asked his Dad..." Dad, are we pyromaniacs?... Dad replied, Why "yes we arson".
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4565 on: March 12, 2021, 03:40:39 PM »
I rem..ember..having that same conversation...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4566 on: March 19, 2021, 06:26:31 AM »
Went for a walk around Reeds Lake yesterday...Saw a pair of hoodlums wrestling an old lady over her purse. Of course I ran over to help....We had that old bat' s purse in no time flat. :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4567 on: March 19, 2021, 06:36:52 AM »
Studies show that most women turn into good drivers. So if you are a good driver, Watch out for women turning.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4568 on: March 19, 2021, 12:40:23 PM »
What do you call a pig with laryngitis,,,,

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4569 on: March 19, 2021, 01:42:23 PM »
That is awful JD....The poor thing would have to give up his role in Hamlet....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4570 on: March 19, 2021, 01:43:29 PM »
...Maybe he could open  Pawn shop???...Ham Hocks.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4571 on: March 19, 2021, 01:44:41 PM »
...I'll quit before Slim yells at me for hogging band width...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4572 on: March 19, 2021, 04:10:08 PM »
Jer, are you yelling oinkel?  lol8
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4573 on: March 19, 2021, 05:50:15 PM »
Don't worry Woody.....We can still be pen pals...... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4574 on: March 22, 2021, 06:52:25 PM »
Writing my name in cursive is my "signature" move. :roll:
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