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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4890 on: May 20, 2022, 12:45:14 PM »
.....I have more...but my mom  would slap me.... 1drink
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« Reply #4891 on: May 27, 2022, 05:19:40 PM »
Asked the bride if I can get a pet rodent.....She said gopher it..... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4892 on: May 27, 2022, 06:16:12 PM »
Holy Moley, what a Babe!

P.S. gimme your address, I've got a couple extra I can send ya'.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4893 on: May 27, 2022, 08:06:48 PM »
Hey Jim....Know what you call a dead gopher??..."Fur"...I doesn't go anymore.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4894 on: June 03, 2022, 09:10:13 AM »
A friends daughter graduated from law school and got a job at KFC....It has always been on her bucket list....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4895 on: June 03, 2022, 09:13:39 AM »
She's not just wingin' it there, Jer? :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4896 on: June 03, 2022, 11:34:30 AM »
maybe her degree gave her a LEG up on the competition   :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4897 on: June 03, 2022, 02:34:26 PM »
That sounds like a real nugget to me salt27!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4898 on: June 03, 2022, 02:38:49 PM »
.....I imagine what will happen the first time a judge says "Order in the court....." 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4899 on: June 10, 2022, 08:53:21 AM »
Last year on July 4 I watched fireworks on T.V.🤔 This year I will light them outside...... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4900 on: June 10, 2022, 09:02:59 AM »
Good on ya', Jer.
I think you'll like the colored ones.
So much more enjoyable than the black and white ones.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4901 on: June 10, 2022, 02:10:41 PM »
Remember Jim....Fireworks and alcohol do not go together....You spill beer on the fuse and it will not light..... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4902 on: June 10, 2022, 11:44:22 PM »
'preciate your concern, Jer, but my beverage of choice is mostly alcohol, not beer which is only a tiny bit alcohol.  Keep them dern soggy fuses much happier.
Speakin' of fireworks, several years back me and my son were working a fireworks barge for the 4th in Sandy Egggo harbor.  Here's vid of the final 90 seconds or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGyYD5lDyvc
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4903 on: June 11, 2022, 06:58:13 AM »
Quote from: fastesthonda_jim on June 10, 2022, 11:44:22 PM
'preciate your concern, Jer, but my beverage of choice is mostly alcohol, not beer which is only a tiny bit alcohol.  Keep them dern soggy fuses much happier.
Speakin' of fireworks, several years back me and my son were working a fireworks barge for the 4th in Sandy Egggo harbor.  Here's vid of the final 90 seconds or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGyYD5lDyvc
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4904 on: June 17, 2022, 04:50:29 PM »
My favorite part of summer is bikini tops and short shorts. The neighbor cringes when she sees me in the yard....but at least I am comfortable..... 1drink
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