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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4695 on: July 30, 2021, 03:33:50 PM »
.....don't start a string of bird puns...toucan play that game....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4696 on: July 30, 2021, 10:41:13 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on July 30, 2021, 03:33:50 PM
.....don't start a string of bird puns...toucan play that game....

I know you started that one on the fly Jerry, I decided I would have to wing it if I did bird stuff...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4697 on: August 06, 2021, 01:44:45 PM »
What type of shoes are made from bananas??....Slippers...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4698 on: August 13, 2021, 01:04:27 PM »
....Can't decide which I like best...sunrise or sunset....They both have their ups and downs...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4699 on: August 13, 2021, 02:38:50 PM »
Jer, speaking of sunrise, I still get excited thinking about the crack of Dawn - if that was her real name!?!?  :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4700 on: August 13, 2021, 03:10:25 PM »
Woody... :cheers:.. True story...A buddy was sitting on the shore of Lake Michigan  watching the sun set with his niece. After about 10 minutes she turned and commented that it would be dark by the time the sun set. Kids.🤔😀
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4701 on: August 20, 2021, 01:00:30 PM »
Went for a walk around Riverside Park this morning and saw a guy playing chess with a cat....I commented on how smart the cat must be to play chess and the fellow said "He is not all that smart.....I am ahead 5 games to two..."
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4702 on: August 20, 2021, 01:39:41 PM »
Jerry was the cat smiling... maybe he was a chess-shire cat  :cheers:

Jerry you ever coming to Bonneville?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4703 on: August 20, 2021, 02:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Stainless1 on August 20, 2021, 01:39:41 PM
Jerry was the cat smiling... maybe he was a chess-shire cat  :cheers:

Jerry you ever coming to Bonneville?
Cat did have an empty gin bottle....🤔 Maybe he was cat-a-tonic?   As for the other? I need to find a record George won't carpet bomb.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4704 on: August 27, 2021, 09:57:23 AM »
Most people don't think mountains are funny....I think they are hill areas...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4705 on: August 27, 2021, 10:17:51 AM »
There are a lot of folks in Missouri south of Kansas City that think their city is Peculiar....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4706 on: August 27, 2021, 10:24:31 AM »
A strip of bacon and two eggs walk into a bar.  The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4707 on: August 27, 2021, 12:52:35 PM »
Reminds me of the meat packer that was arrested for bringing home the bacon....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4708 on: August 27, 2021, 06:06:15 PM »
For those of you who can't read, or, if you simply tire of the boredom of driving straight to the finish line, I offer the following.

Think of it as a metaphor for Congress and your money (Speaking of stoopid jokes).

https://files.catbox.moe/cci08m.mp4
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4709 on: August 27, 2021, 07:44:47 PM »
Jim.....Where did you find video of U.S.131 Southbound on Labor Day? (Slim will understand) :cheers:
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