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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4485 on: January 08, 2021, 10:08:13 AM »
Woody...Given my prior posts, I thought you would go for the dead bolt.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4486 on: January 08, 2021, 10:18:41 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on January 08, 2021, 08:44:37 AM
Which reminds me of the necrophiliac mortician...He loved coming into work..... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Necrophilia is a dying art :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4487 on: January 08, 2021, 10:36:45 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on January 08, 2021, 10:08:13 AM
Woody...Given my prior posts, I thought you would go for the dead bolt.....
I should have latched on to that!  :oops:
One door opens and another one closes!  :roll:
I'm feeling kinda slammed now!  :-(
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4488 on: January 08, 2021, 10:59:59 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on January 08, 2021, 08:34:45 AM
Robert.....I am starting to think you misunderstood when the plumber told you to be sure the joints had plenty of dope ...... 1drink

Jer... you know I don't roll joints... here in Kansas we tumbleweed....  :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4489 on: January 08, 2021, 12:50:26 PM »
I was gonna chime in with a Necrophilia joke, but I think that subject is about fu*king dead...  :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4490 on: January 08, 2021, 03:29:10 PM »
Hey Bob...The milf next door got arrested for growing marijuana....Guess my property line is not where I thought it was.... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4491 on: January 08, 2021, 06:45:23 PM »
Don't listen to Jerry.  He lives in Michigan and growing at home isn't very illegal anymore.  Get with the times, young feller!!
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4492 on: January 08, 2021, 07:31:51 PM »
Yeah.....And pot is mentioned in the bible too.."If a man lays with another man he must be stoned"
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4493 on: January 08, 2021, 07:35:42 PM »
And God is a MOPAR man as well...." The people of Sodom so angered God that he drove them out in his Fury"... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4494 on: January 08, 2021, 07:41:00 PM »
And if Cyndi gets my plants back? I"ll ask for joint custody
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4495 on: January 09, 2021, 12:09:21 AM »
And if she doesn't just plant more... the stuff grows like weed  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4496 on: January 15, 2021, 08:20:13 AM »
Many years ago I shared a duplex with a retired British army soldier.....I rented the right half, he was he left tenant.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4497 on: January 15, 2021, 08:44:34 AM »
Quote from: floydjer on January 15, 2021, 08:20:13 AM
Many years ago I shared a duplex with a retired British army soldier.....I rented the right half, he was he left tenant.....

Who was the loo tenant?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4498 on: January 15, 2021, 09:28:18 AM »


 :cheers: Mike
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4499 on: January 15, 2021, 10:03:43 PM »
Hey Jerry I need someone to talk about bicycle wheels... do you know a good spokesman
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