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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4575 on: March 26, 2021, 09:11:49 AM »
  Since today is Friday 1drink..I had planned to post one about the two farmers that liked bad jokes....But it is two corny....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4576 on: March 26, 2021, 09:24:04 AM »
What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters?? Anna one/ Anna two...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4577 on: March 26, 2021, 12:49:39 PM »
Maybe we should do cow Jokes today Jerry... they are udderly stupid... unless you think that idea is whey outside the fence... Don't check with Pattie, she may be named after... those....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4578 on: March 26, 2021, 01:17:53 PM »
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
They lactose :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4579 on: March 26, 2021, 01:23:44 PM »
Tough wait for the first Friday after the 20th to Spring that one Stainless?   :cheers:

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4580 on: March 26, 2021, 01:33:26 PM »
Patti thought that was rather moo-ving Bob.....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4581 on: March 26, 2021, 01:35:51 PM »
....She would have replied herself...But it is pasture bedtime...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4582 on: March 26, 2021, 01:36:54 PM »
....And her sense of humor is legend dairy...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4583 on: March 26, 2021, 01:38:12 PM »
...Deja Moo is the feeling that you've heard this bull before :friday
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4584 on: March 26, 2021, 01:39:37 PM »
..Deja Moo.....The feeling you have herd this bull before...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4585 on: March 26, 2021, 01:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on March 26, 2021, 01:38:12 PM
...Deja Moo is the feeling that you've heard this bull before :friday
Looks like we are using the same site... :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4586 on: March 26, 2021, 01:42:56 PM »
How did the farmer find his lost cow?..He tractor down
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4587 on: March 26, 2021, 01:56:09 PM »
This group of Trappist Monks are standing on the lawn of the Playboy mansion selling flowers... Several staff members tell them to go away , but the Monks refuse. Mr.Hefner storms out the door and insists they leave, which they do. After all...Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4588 on: March 26, 2021, 05:45:40 PM »
30 years ago today..I met the most beautiful, charming, pleasant, witty and kind woman I have ever known. I asked her out on a date and within one month asked her to be my wife. She said "No" both times. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4589 on: March 26, 2021, 06:20:30 PM »
Stolen from internet
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