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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4785 on: December 24, 2021, 11:32:30 AM »
Well as we all gather the celebrate I want to shout out to my friend Pork Pie... stuck in Germany for several years... hopefully Herr Pie will be seen at Bonneville soon
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4786 on: December 24, 2021, 02:13:21 PM »
Jim.....I've read your post three times, and the punchline is not apparent....Merry Christmas everyone. JB & Patti
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4787 on: December 24, 2021, 02:17:52 PM »
Yo Jim......If you take beer to the kids at work....Make it Foster's. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4788 on: December 31, 2021, 09:55:50 AM »
Dr. Frankenstein's  New Year resolution??...Making new friends....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4789 on: January 07, 2022, 08:59:21 AM »
I have a dyslexic friend.....Life handed him a melon....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4790 on: January 07, 2022, 09:24:13 AM »
OGM! Lexdysia gains a strike!  OLO!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4791 on: January 07, 2022, 09:41:48 AM »
FTW?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4792 on: January 07, 2022, 10:55:51 AM »
I was pulled over by a city police officer yesterday. He walked up to my vehicle and said "papers". I looked back at him and replied "scissors, I win" and I drove off.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4793 on: January 07, 2022, 11:14:47 AM »
My New Year's Resolution is to try to not put my foot in mouth so often.
What about you, Jer?  You gonna do something about that weight?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4794 on: January 07, 2022, 12:34:57 PM »
Jim.....Might work on growing taller.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4795 on: January 07, 2022, 01:52:06 PM »
I don't know about all y'all but on New Year?s Eve I might have made too many pour decisions.  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4796 on: January 08, 2022, 01:38:30 AM »
I have a  dyslexic friend who says DNA is short for National Dyslexia Association
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4797 on: January 08, 2022, 09:51:49 AM »
I like that one, Paul.  Very good.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4798 on: January 14, 2022, 08:31:23 AM »
I probably shouldn't drive my car until the repairs are finished...But bad brakes never stopped me before....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4799 on: January 14, 2022, 02:09:33 PM »
Jerry told Marybeth that she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.  She looked surprised.  :-o
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