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Offline Stainless1

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4620 on: April 16, 2021, 07:49:08 PM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on April 16, 2021, 03:32:23 PM
I still don't understand they sell those computer-looking things named after a winter jacket.   :dhorse:

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More like a Scottish raincoat... but we know they aren't waterproof... it's like looking through windows but not seeing the same stuff...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4621 on: April 16, 2021, 10:18:48 PM »
I had to buy glasses for my phone....It lost all it's contacts. ***full disclosure*** My phone has zero contacts / is five years old/ has been used...maybe three times.
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4622 on: April 19, 2021, 06:08:38 PM »
Never buy flowers for a monk.... Only you can prevent florist friars
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4623 on: April 23, 2021, 08:26:19 AM »
Patti insisted I stop acting like a flamingo...So I put my foot down....
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4624 on: April 23, 2021, 09:12:28 AM »
I asked Jer for a construction joke but he said he was still working on it!  :-P
I asked him what was taking so long and he said he had an eye problem!
Just couldn't see himself working on it!  :?
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4625 on: April 23, 2021, 11:51:24 AM »
Woody....I have a rectal/ocular obstruction...I can't see my a$$  doing it...
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4626 on: April 23, 2021, 04:47:21 PM »
Jer where is your head?  :?
No not that one!  :evil:
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4627 on: April 23, 2021, 05:47:14 PM »
One for the snowflakes amongst us......What are a donkey's pronouns??? He/haw :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4628 on: April 23, 2021, 10:40:31 PM »
"Woody....I have a rectal/ocular obstruction...I can't see my a$$  doing it..."

It also gives you a Subaru outlook on life.

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Re: Stupid joke Friday
« Reply #4629 on: April 24, 2021, 09:01:14 AM »
"Woody....I have a rectal/ocular obstruction...I can't see my a$$  doing it..."


I've always preferred to describe that situation as a "recto-cranial inversion".
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4630 on: April 30, 2021, 10:48:51 AM »
I have taken up a new hobby...Painting. So far I have painted dogs and cats....Helps if you wait until they are sleeping... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4631 on: April 30, 2021, 05:31:56 PM »
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?....a bucccaneer.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4632 on: April 30, 2021, 09:06:53 PM »
O.K. JD...Pirates it will be....What did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg??  An arm and a leg...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4633 on: April 30, 2021, 09:12:30 PM »
This pirate goes to the doctor to have him look at some spots on his arm...Dr. looks them over and says "They're benign".... Pirate says " No Doc..there be eleven...counted 'em me self"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4634 on: April 30, 2021, 09:17:26 PM »
How do you save a dying pirate.?...ya gives him C.P Arrr
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