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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5130 on: October 06, 2023, 01:21:47 PM »
I got fired on my first day as a car salesman. This old lady asked "Cargo space"? And I said " Car no fly..Car go road" :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5131 on: October 20, 2023, 11:32:21 AM »
I tried to borrow a few Euros from a leprechaun in Dublin but he was a little short...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5132 on: October 21, 2023, 02:00:25 AM »
Quote from: Stainless1 on September 15, 2023, 10:30:43 AM
Anyone else find it interesting that ?Take Out? can mean food, dating, or murder.  1drink

Dating IS murder.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5133 on: October 27, 2023, 10:06:32 AM »
I've decided when the time comes I want someone to stand up at my celebration of life and say "plethora"
It would mean a lot to me...  :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5134 on: October 27, 2023, 01:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Stainless1 on October 27, 2023, 10:06:32 AM
I've decided when the time comes I want someone to stand up at my celebration of life and say "plethora"
It would mean a lot to me...  :friday


And if someone stood up and said "infinitesimal" it would mean very little to me.    :roll:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5135 on: October 27, 2023, 02:20:12 PM »
Why did the sheep ignore the shepard...? Because he had herd it all before...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5136 on: October 27, 2023, 02:24:03 PM »
What's a sheep's favorite car...  A Lamborghini
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5137 on: October 27, 2023, 02:50:36 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on October 27, 2023, 02:20:12 PM
Why did the sheep ignore the shepard...? Because he had herd it all before...

Easy for ewe to say Jer!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5138 on: October 27, 2023, 07:18:50 PM »
Good ol' Woody.....My dyed in the wool friend.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5139 on: October 27, 2023, 10:21:01 PM »
🤔...I got fired from a job for eating chips ....No other casino would hire me either.... :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5140 on: November 03, 2023, 05:45:22 PM »
A screwdriver rolls into a bar....Bartender says "We have a drink named after you" ....Screwdriver says " You named a drink Phillip?" :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5141 on: November 03, 2023, 09:08:57 PM »
I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop...

I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper Scissors...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5142 on: November 03, 2023, 10:22:21 PM »
What do you call a Phillipino origami artist??....A Manilla folder....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5143 on: November 10, 2023, 10:51:49 AM »
Met an American Indian in the bar last night... said his name was Boy...

Yep he was a Sioux named Boy  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5144 on: November 10, 2023, 12:37:02 PM »
Why does a mermaid wear seashells... Because she outgrew her B-shells aktion086
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