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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4800 on: January 21, 2022, 01:33:39 PM »
Watched a documentary on the construction of The Empire State Building.....It was riveting....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4801 on: January 21, 2022, 01:48:02 PM »
Sounds like a tall tale to me.   :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4802 on: January 21, 2022, 03:10:49 PM »
The news today says the Mars candy company will be redoing the personalities of the M&M characters in their advertising. 

Does this mean that the peanut M&Ms will be able to self-identify as regular M&Ms without losing their nuts?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4803 on: January 21, 2022, 03:58:30 PM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on January 21, 2022, 01:48:02 PM
Sounds like a tall tale to me.   :cheers:
He said...Beaming with pride....😀
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4804 on: January 21, 2022, 05:45:00 PM »
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on January 21, 2022, 03:10:49 PM
The news today says the Mars candy company will be redoing the personalities of the M&M characters in their advertising. 

Does this mean that the peanut M&Ms will be able to self-identify as regular M&Ms without losing their nuts?

Genderly speaking?  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4805 on: January 28, 2022, 09:04:30 AM »
Reminds me of the teacher who married the school janitor....He swept her off her feet.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4806 on: February 04, 2022, 08:29:34 AM »
Walked out to the mail box in freezing rain....It hurt like hail...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4807 on: February 04, 2022, 10:45:38 AM »
Answered an ad looking for someone to work at a wind farm... Nope, didn't get a blow job!
 :laugh:  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4808 on: February 04, 2022, 11:04:51 AM »
Speaking of blow jobs, the shop I normally go to to blow up my balloons has increased their price by 50%
That's inflation for you.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4809 on: February 04, 2022, 02:03:26 PM »
"blow job" was a nickname propeller-driven fighter pilots had for the early jets. No kidding.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4810 on: February 04, 2022, 02:25:15 PM »
Jeeez....I start a sweet and innocent joke thread and it degrades into vulgar sexual innuendo. Keep up the good work. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4811 on: February 04, 2022, 03:38:38 PM »
Did you hear about the ATM machine that was addicted to money?

It was constantly going through withdrawals.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4812 on: February 04, 2022, 03:48:23 PM »
Quote from: manta22 on February 04, 2022, 02:03:26 PM
"blow job" was a nickname propeller-driven fighter pilots had for the early jets. No kidding.
That sucks!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4813 on: February 04, 2022, 07:08:05 PM »
Quote from: manta22 on February 04, 2022, 02:03:26 PM
"blow job" was a nickname propeller-driven fighter pilots had for the early jets. No kidding.
Was that because they all wanted one??😃
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4814 on: February 11, 2022, 12:43:17 PM »
No jokes about cold weather...it is snow joke.
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