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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4740 on: October 15, 2021, 09:36:40 AM »
I created a car that runs on leaves!  Going to call it the autumn-mobile.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4741 on: October 15, 2021, 09:42:44 AM »
Pictures!  Otherwise there's no way I'll fall for that.

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4742 on: October 15, 2021, 12:31:50 PM »
Jer,
Can you order it with air bags?
Or is it only available with the standard leaf springs?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4743 on: October 15, 2021, 04:28:40 PM »
Jim...I used air bags...easier to change the rake :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4744 on: October 22, 2021, 02:12:06 PM »
Worst job I ever had?🤔 At the unemployment office....Even after they fired me I had to go there.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4745 on: October 29, 2021, 05:20:07 AM »
What was the snakes favorite subject in school??..Math.....He was an adder....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4746 on: October 29, 2021, 09:44:17 AM »
Jer, I once skinned a diamondback - but he wasn't a jeweler!  :evil:
He made some rattling sounds just before he lost his head!  :?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4747 on: October 29, 2021, 10:36:43 AM »
Woody....Did that cause e- reptile dysfunction???
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4748 on: October 29, 2021, 11:36:59 AM »
Hey Jerry are you sure your math snake wasn't a Pi-thon  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4749 on: October 29, 2021, 01:55:38 PM »
No Bob....An adder.....he also likes hiss-tory......
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4750 on: October 29, 2021, 02:49:56 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on October 29, 2021, 10:36:43 AM
Woody....Did that cause e- reptile dysfunction???
No, but I think my snake might have gotten constricted!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4751 on: October 29, 2021, 11:25:26 PM »
He put down the math book and began dancing...might be a Mamba....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4752 on: October 30, 2021, 09:26:36 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_krait
The locals call this a two-step - take two steps and die - not much of a dance but easy to learn!  :-o :?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4753 on: October 30, 2021, 10:49:26 AM »
Two strikes, Woody.
It's not a joke
And it's not Friday.
And as a Special SJF Bonus....
It's not stoopid either.
Sheesh!  Pay attention will ya.
Probably the same in school, right?  I bet you were the only kid in the fifth grade who kept getting "dinged" for parking in the faculty lot.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4754 on: November 05, 2021, 12:39:27 PM »
Hang on...have to check my calendar...O.K..It's FRIDAY.  Two fonts walk in to a bar, Bartender tells them he doesn't serve their type..... :friday
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