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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4935 on: September 16, 2022, 08:03:08 AM »
.....Found a big, furry dead animal in my yard ,so I cut off a piece and ate it....now I don't feel so good. May have been a moose steak....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4936 on: September 16, 2022, 10:18:22 AM »
I told you not to gopher it!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4937 on: September 16, 2022, 02:31:35 PM »
.....He was wearing a mask....trying to stay anonymoose...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4938 on: September 16, 2022, 02:32:44 PM »
...But he did have a bottle of scotch...might have been an elkaholic... :dhorse:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4939 on: September 17, 2022, 12:44:26 AM »
I'm betting you used too much mooseturd.







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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4940 on: September 23, 2022, 10:54:14 AM »
Went to a new restaurant named Karma....No menu, You get what you deserve....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4941 on: September 30, 2022, 07:26:58 PM »
What does a clam do on it's birthday?....Shellabrates....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4942 on: September 30, 2022, 10:35:02 PM »
Q. How do you get to the library really fast?

A.  You book it!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4943 on: September 30, 2022, 10:57:44 PM »
Monte.....Just don't overdue it....... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4944 on: October 07, 2022, 01:43:08 PM »
What does a tree do before going on vacation??...It packs it's trunk and leaves.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4945 on: October 07, 2022, 10:39:26 PM »
Finally figured out why Slim doesn't like us to post political jokes.... all to often they get elected....  :?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4946 on: October 14, 2022, 05:08:20 PM »
If a priest becomes an attorney.....Is he a father in law??
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4947 on: October 21, 2022, 05:28:47 PM »
I read that vending machines kill more people each year than sharks....🤔 Makes sense since I have never seen a vending machine kill a shark..
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4948 on: October 28, 2022, 02:49:52 PM »
As a kid I always struggled with spelling... so whoever invented autocorrect I am eternally grapefruit.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #4949 on: October 28, 2022, 04:53:13 PM »
For those of you who have felt left out in the cold as life passes you by, I can offer this encouragement.
Basically there are two words that will open a LOT of doors for you in life.
Trust me, a LOT.














Push.
Pull.
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