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Offline floydjer

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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5175 on: January 19, 2024, 10:25:16 PM »
Sure Bob....But he still got the axe. I will log off now. 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5176 on: January 19, 2024, 10:28:36 PM »
At least he didn't uproot the tree's entire life. Sure, there were a few broken limbs, but the tree was eventually able to lumber along. :roll: :laugh:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5177 on: January 26, 2024, 03:07:19 PM »
Told my brother in law not to mount a ceiling fan with masking tape....Then it hit him.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5178 on: January 26, 2024, 03:44:56 PM »
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable...

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5179 on: January 26, 2024, 09:44:13 PM »
Neighbor asked to borrow some money to make a car payment... told him I couldn't help.... It's OK now...
He's back on his feet  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5180 on: January 27, 2024, 11:52:21 PM »
That reminds me of the one about the prostitute who was too ill to work, and a little short of cash.

She asked a friend, "can you lend me a little money until I get back on my back again?"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5181 on: February 02, 2024, 01:29:14 PM »
I just looked back on the last couple of weeks jokes hoping they might make me laugh again...
No pun in ten did...  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5182 on: February 02, 2024, 02:08:16 PM »
Which bear is the most condescending...A pan-duh :naughty
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5183 on: February 02, 2024, 04:14:37 PM »
My website crashed again....Better call a URL-ologist.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5184 on: February 09, 2024, 01:05:20 PM »
Decided to give my racing goose to a new home....Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5185 on: February 09, 2024, 03:13:04 PM »
We met a German girl at the brewery yesterday, Ross asked for her number... seems like took him forever, maybe she didn't speak much English but he finally got it..... 9...9...9...9...9...9...9
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5186 on: February 09, 2024, 10:05:33 PM »
If you don't like the road you are headed down don't complain to me.... it's your own asphalt  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5187 on: February 09, 2024, 10:11:56 PM »
If anyone is interested in my goose....He speaks Portugeese
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5188 on: February 09, 2024, 10:18:51 PM »
Had a wild goose once!  :-o
Two inches off center!  :-P
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5189 on: February 16, 2024, 01:54:25 PM »
I think Patti has early onset dementia.....Twice in the last day she said she can't remember what she ever saw in me... 🤔
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