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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5085 on: June 23, 2023, 03:34:26 PM »
In honor of me spearing the feed line to my sprinkler system while searching for a hidden underground valve...😑...My neighbor leaves her sprinkler running 24/7...It is really irrigating. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5086 on: June 23, 2023, 08:34:40 PM »
If a sprinkler head identified as female...

...would it still be considered a mister?
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5087 on: June 30, 2023, 01:36:02 PM »
Walking out of a store this morning a female janitor asked if I wanted to smoke some weed with her....I told her I do not like high maintenance women....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5088 on: June 30, 2023, 01:37:17 PM »
What do ducks smoke?...Quack :clap
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5089 on: June 30, 2023, 07:31:13 PM »
I visited the local monastery hoping they made beer  :friday
As I walked past the kitchen I found a guy frying sliced potatoes...
Me being me asked if he was the Friar  :roll:
Nope, he said was the chip monk  8-)
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5090 on: June 30, 2023, 09:46:04 PM »
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator....

Ok probably only a fraction of you will think that's funny  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5091 on: June 30, 2023, 09:51:38 PM »
Two random variables were talking in a bar... They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously :deal
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5092 on: June 30, 2023, 10:13:07 PM »
Hey Bob...I wanted to be a monk but never got the chants....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5093 on: June 30, 2023, 10:14:48 PM »
What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the big butter Jesus?? "I can't believe it's not Buddha..... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5094 on: July 07, 2023, 02:44:27 PM »
I have a plumber buddy that insists on installing toilets himself....He likes to go where no one has gone before...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5095 on: July 07, 2023, 02:45:22 PM »
I was chatting with a friend at the library and a plumber told us to pipe down....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5096 on: July 14, 2023, 01:00:23 AM »
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf...
 
"Where?" She asked...
 
"No. Regular"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5097 on: July 14, 2023, 08:33:18 AM »
Buddy of mine lost all his hair, yet he still carries a comb.....He just can't part with it....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5098 on: July 21, 2023, 01:59:44 PM »
Way back...Back when I worked for a living..I had an employer point out that I only seemed to get sick on work days. I told him I have a weekend immune system... :friday
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5099 on: July 28, 2023, 08:25:51 AM »
What is the hottest letter in the alphabet?...."B"....It makes oil, boil.
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