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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2190954 times)
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floydjer
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Reply #4815 on:
February 11, 2022, 12:47:43 PM »
.......I found that one on the winter-net....
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Reply #4816 on:
February 11, 2022, 01:01:24 PM »
Jerry - so youse guys think winter is a joke, hey? Here's our joke of a forecast for the next few days.
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February 11, 2022, 01:24:16 PM »
'No jokes about cold weather...it is snow joke.'
It's not?
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floydjer
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Reply #4818 on:
February 11, 2022, 02:28:09 PM »
Golly gee Slim....You know I like skating on thin ice....That's how I got my big breakthrough...😁
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floydjer
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Reply #4819 on:
February 18, 2022, 07:54:25 AM »
Patti was shocked when she found out how bad I am at electrical repairs....
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floydjer
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Reply #4820 on:
February 18, 2022, 07:58:35 AM »
.......But the last time she wanted a picture hung....I nailed it...
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fastesthonda_jim
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Reply #4821 on:
February 18, 2022, 09:50:26 AM »
Well, Jer, if two wrongs won't make a right, try three.
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Reply #4822 on:
February 18, 2022, 01:23:30 PM »
WELL Jim.....I did try installing a shower once...Another pipe dream gone wrong......
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Reply #4823 on:
February 19, 2022, 10:46:01 PM »
And while you're at it Jer, remember procrastination if the art of keeping up with yesterday
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floydjer
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Reply #4824 on:
February 25, 2022, 08:43:28 AM »
Reminds me of the math teacher who was afraid of negative numbers...He stopped at nothing to avoid them..
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February 25, 2022, 10:20:53 AM »
50% of people with college degrees don't understand binary numbers... that's 1 in 10
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February 25, 2022, 04:07:17 PM »
Patti brought home some graph paper....Must be plotting something....
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Reply #4827 on:
March 04, 2022, 08:56:40 AM »
A limbo contestant walked into a bar......He was disqualified
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Reply #4828 on:
March 04, 2022, 09:02:04 AM »
I have an inferiority complex......But it's not a good one.....
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Reply #4829 on:
March 04, 2022, 09:15:10 AM »
I keep losing the roll of paper towels in the shop.... I'm now a part time Bounty hunter....
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