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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2204910 times)
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floydjer
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April 30, 2021, 09:18:32 PM »
Why does a pirate need a cell phone?...Fer Booty calls....
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floydjer
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April 30, 2021, 09:20:24 PM »
Why did the pirate bury his treasure 18 inches down?..Because booty is shin deep..
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April 30, 2021, 09:27:04 PM »
Hmm...guess that should have been Aye phone
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floydjer
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April 30, 2021, 09:29:29 PM »
Pirate turns to his first mate and growls..."Finds me the Roman numeral get two"......First mate says.."Aye,Aye...."
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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April 30, 2021, 09:40:42 PM »
Well I thought it was going to be a slow day for stupid jokes... then Jerry decided to pun-ish us... I never figured we would fall into being desert critics... but it's been a day to pie rate
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floydjer
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Reply #4640 on:
May 07, 2021, 09:52:10 AM »
"I stand corrected"... said the man in orthopedic shoes.
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May 07, 2021, 09:53:28 AM »
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name...And you have never been in that bar before..
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May 07, 2021, 11:34:47 AM »
Drinking too many margaritas is likely tequil-ya
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May 07, 2021, 11:44:05 AM »
I got thrown out of the Ghost Bar.... ordered a beer but all they serve is spirits...
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floydjer
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May 07, 2021, 12:59:18 PM »
I have been there Bob!!...I met a skeleton that had no body to drink with.
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floydjer
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May 14, 2021, 08:50:30 PM »
Just for the halibut...let's try fish.......Why are fish do easy to weigh?? They bring their own scales...
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floydjer
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May 14, 2021, 08:51:15 PM »
Fish are so gullible...They swallow everything hook, line and sinker....
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May 14, 2021, 08:54:04 PM »
Last time I went fishing..I caught two fish. One smelt and the other stank..
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May 14, 2021, 10:42:05 PM »
Hey Jer, you sleep in today?...
I haven't come up with any fish puns yet... give me some time to mullet over
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May 14, 2021, 11:42:16 PM »
Share it with us Bob..Don't be shell fish...( and if you must know, I replaced a front wheel bearing and Pitman arm in a Yukon that belongs to a buddy that just had five anuerisms removed from his brain)
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