Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

I would like to be buried in a glass casket....Whether or not I get my wish remains to be seen..

[Stainless1]

Jerry, the reality is we will both probably end up in hand baskets....      

[WOODY@DDLLC]

My father-in-law (deceased) always said, "Bury me face down in a rubber casket so everyone can kiss my a$$ while I'm bouncing through he??!" 

[Speed Limit 1000]

Which element should they make caskets out of?...Barium

[floydjer]

I heard you make caskets with mourning wood.......

[floydjer]

That time of the year again....Why were Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?? He was a master of deduction....

[Stainless1]

Hey Jerry, Patti called and ratted you out...
She said she confronted you the other day asking if you knew what day it was...
said you got that oh shit look on your face, jumped into you clothes, ran to the store and came back with chocolates and flowers... apologizing for not remembering

She confided that was the first time.... that she got flowers and candy on trash day!
 

[floydjer]

.....And  Sherlock had help from his insect buddy the account-ant

[floydjer]

Yo Robert....We were married on my birthday. Pretty smart eh?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Nancy allowed me to  choose our wedding date (really).  I chose 14 June (1997) because I knew it'd be easy to remember Flag Day.  It's worked so far.

[Stainless1]

Well I've been married once... but not currently   
Mine was easy as well...
April 2nd...  I was a fool for getting married, but we did it the second we had to   
 

[salt27]

Ha, Sandra and I tied the knot on April 1st   

Haven't forgot an anniversary yet.   

[Speed Limit 1000]

 ?What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.? ? author Mark Twain

[floydjer]

Do dog catchers get paid by the pound???

[Stainless1]

If a dog has puppies on the side of the road can she get ticketed for littering?