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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2190973 times)
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floydjer
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"There is no duck side of the moon..."
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Reply #5085 on:
June 23, 2023, 03:34:26 PM »
In honor of me spearing the feed line to my sprinkler system while searching for a hidden underground valve...😑...My neighbor leaves her sprinkler running 24/7...It is really irrigating.
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Reply #5086 on:
June 23, 2023, 08:34:40 PM »
If a sprinkler head identified as female...
...would it still be considered a mister?
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John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20
floydjer
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Reply #5087 on:
June 30, 2023, 01:36:02 PM »
Walking out of a store this morning a female janitor asked if I wanted to smoke some weed with her....I told her I do not like high maintenance women....
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floydjer
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Reply #5088 on:
June 30, 2023, 01:37:17 PM »
What do ducks smoke?...Quack
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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Reply #5089 on:
June 30, 2023, 07:31:13 PM »
I visited the local monastery hoping they made beer
As I walked past the kitchen I found a guy frying sliced potatoes...
Me being me asked if he was the Friar
Nope, he said was the chip monk
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Robert W. P. "Stainless" Steele
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Reply #5090 on:
June 30, 2023, 09:46:04 PM »
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator....
Ok probably only a fraction of you will think that's funny
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Reply #5091 on:
June 30, 2023, 09:51:38 PM »
Two random variables were talking in a bar... They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously
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floydjer
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Reply #5092 on:
June 30, 2023, 10:13:07 PM »
Hey Bob...I wanted to be a monk but never got the chants....
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June 30, 2023, 10:14:48 PM »
What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the big butter Jesus?? "I can't believe it's not Buddha.....
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Reply #5094 on:
July 07, 2023, 02:44:27 PM »
I have a plumber buddy that insists on installing toilets himself....He likes to go where no one has gone before...
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floydjer
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July 07, 2023, 02:45:22 PM »
I was chatting with a friend at the library and a plumber told us to pipe down....
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Reply #5096 on:
July 14, 2023, 01:00:23 AM »
I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf...
"Where?" She asked...
"No. Regular"
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July 14, 2023, 08:33:18 AM »
Buddy of mine lost all his hair, yet he still carries a comb.....He just can't part with it....
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July 21, 2023, 01:59:44 PM »
Way back...Back when I worked for a living..I had an employer point out that I only seemed to get sick on work days. I told him I have a weekend immune system...
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July 28, 2023, 08:25:51 AM »
What is the hottest letter in the alphabet?...."B"....It makes oil, boil.
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