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Topic: Stupid joke FRIDAY (Read 2209751 times)
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Seldom Seen Slim
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November 10, 2023, 02:58:57 PM »
Pretty good one, John.
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November 10, 2023, 07:38:04 PM »
Dyslexic guy walks into a bra....Stayed for two cups..
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November 10, 2023, 07:40:53 PM »
Speaking of which....I remember it taking 20 minutes to remove a gal's bra once. I probably should not have put it on in the first place...
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November 10, 2023, 07:46:39 PM »
Did I mention I got fired from my job as chef for stealing kitchen equipment? It was a whisk worth taking....
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November 11, 2023, 12:46:59 AM »
Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens... It was counterproductive
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November 17, 2023, 10:50:47 AM »
I just read the population of Ireland's capital is growing rapidly
I think it's Dublin
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November 17, 2023, 11:00:22 AM »
Why is Frosty never late?....Because time waits for snowman.....
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November 17, 2023, 03:30:11 PM »
What's the Grinch's least favorite band...The Who
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November 24, 2023, 10:58:41 PM »
🤔 Less reality, More jokes. I got stopped by a cop yesterday on my way home from dinner...He cited me for exceeding the feed limit..
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December 01, 2023, 02:23:45 PM »
How does Frosty change his bed?...With a sheet of ice and blanket of snow...
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December 08, 2023, 09:44:54 AM »
Never spell part backwards...It's a trap...
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December 08, 2023, 09:56:00 AM »
Bought a pair of gloves and they are both lefts....On one hand they are fine...but on the other hand they are not right....
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December 08, 2023, 10:11:26 AM »
I switched the labels on some of Linda's spices... I'm not in trouble yet... but the thyme is cumin....
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December 08, 2023, 02:07:17 PM »
That will cost you Bob.....Thyme is money.
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December 08, 2023, 02:11:26 PM »
I don't have any spice jokes for the holidays....🤔. Oh well, Seasons Greetings.
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