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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5220 on: May 10, 2024, 05:23:48 PM »
Thanks Bob.....Brought back some fine memories from my 20s.....🤔 What do call a dating site for guys that like older women?  Instagran :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5221 on: May 17, 2024, 01:34:51 PM »
I was sad to see my twin woodchucks  leave for the convent....But when they come back? I will have a great pair of nun chucks...
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5222 on: May 24, 2024, 02:59:42 PM »
Ghost walks in to a bar....bartender tells him "Sorry, We don't serve spirits"
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5223 on: May 24, 2024, 03:00:47 PM »
Real authoritive  looking guy enters a bar and orders everyone around.... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5224 on: May 31, 2024, 07:49:35 AM »
Guy orders a shot of vodka and tells the bar keep that he has been so stressed that he has started that "Chinese thing with the needles" ..Bartender asks .."Acupuncture"?...Guy says "No...Heroin" :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5225 on: June 07, 2024, 02:11:57 PM »
🤔 This thing on?.....Working in the yard and lost my shovel....Now I have to dig up another one....😑
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5226 on: June 07, 2024, 05:56:52 PM »
I gave my mother-in-law a diet book.  She ate it.
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5227 on: June 07, 2024, 08:01:49 PM »
Jeeez...Mother in law jokes?....What do you think I needed the shovel for?... 1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5228 on: June 07, 2024, 10:57:36 PM »
I can dig it Jerry....  :cheers:
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5229 on: June 14, 2024, 01:33:43 PM »
Got out of bed this morning and decided to roll a joint..... Damn ankle still hurts  1drink
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5230 on: June 14, 2024, 04:57:29 PM »
I asked a mechanic pal if he had a video covering the rebuild of an automatic transmission ......He only had manuals....
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5231 on: June 14, 2024, 07:08:31 PM »
Thank you!
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Re: Stupid joke FRIDAY
« Reply #5232 on: June 14, 2024, 10:33:21 PM »
Hey pronouners.... Johnboy is getting a little heavy, but he identifies as being skinny... does that make him trans-slender  aktion086
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