Jeez – it was just IDLING!
When I checked the cooling system this afternoon, I noticed the Midget seemed to be running a tad rough. The exhaust pulses were not quite as aggressive as they had been, so I figured I’d check the valve lash. These things are notorious for not maintaining adjustment – I’ve had issues before - and it’s dialed in a few thousandths tighter than before. Additionally, on the advice of Tom at T&T, he suggested I not crank down the adjusters as tight as I had been.
I suspected something wasn’t right, so I took off the valve cover.
This is what I found . . .

Snapped right down the middle. The keepers were still in place, and the valve was being returned by the inner spring, which actually stopped the valve from dropping out of the head.
It looks worse than what it is, but the rocker was also gnarred up through this process . . .

The roller still turns easy, and other than the scraping against the collar, the rocker appears to be usable.
While the spring was out, and after turning the piston toward TDC, I stuck my videoscope in the spark plug hole to see if there was any visible damage. The valve turned freely, and the video inspection turned up no serious issues. With the camera stabilized, there was no visible eccentricity in the rotation of the valve.
Yet after reinstalling the springs, and a new collar and keepers, and hooking up the compressor to the hole, a very loud air leak made itself present through the intake port.
I pulled the manifold and header, and checked for some sort of crack with the scope. I couldn’t see anything, so I filled the port with WD40, turned up the air and submerged the camera back into the port.
It looked like Rover bubbling up from the sea in the television series, “The Prisoner”. It was clear that the head had to come off.
My fear was a crack between the intake and exhaust ports – somewhat common when large intake valves are used in these castings. But the head looked fine . . .

The piston showed no indication of touching the valve . . .

And the valve looks great . . .

Nothing in the combustion chamber looks broken, the springs are okay, and the valve stem is straight.
I called Mark – he was incredulous – but suggested I try relapping the valve.
Seemed to have helped quite a bit, but I’m still hearing a bit of hissing past the intake through the port.
So Sunday, I’ll tear it off again and try a bit more valve compound.
If I can’t get it sealed up, I’ll have an entry for sale.
Needless to say, this is not how I expected to be spending my weekend.