. . . leaning on me something severe to attend a certain salt racing event....... I am currently undergoing a cardiac event.....
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someone is going to kill me....
Yeah, that's always a tough one, and requires thoughtful phrasing.
Here's one that doesn't work . . .
"Honey, when you were tidying up, did you perchance stumble across my passport?"
Well, this is great news - the 948 will fit in the overhead . . .