Chris, oh Chris, how can I hold back?
"Their Longfellows"
You meant "They're Longfellows", didn't you?
That was a stream of consciousness, ironic interpretation, they're, Wordsworth.

Oh, who am I kidding - I farkled it up.

Hey, I was just reading those replies.....is it beer night over there?
The only major city in the United States that has more taverns per capita than Milwaukee is Las Vegas. So yeah, it's beer night over there, and over their, and over they're, and - oh, gosh, I'm getting dizzy . . .