Australian Belly Tank

[Dr Goggles]

................carefully re-read my post. At no point did I actually say I was going.

That is the public record .

If you want' I can ring her. I'm very diplomatic.
G

Familiar with the term collateral damage?

You'll get us both killed, this requires some serious thought.

[Milwaukee Midget]

................carefully re-read my post. At no point did I actually say I was going.

Okay, CAREFULLY re-reading the post

I just received a series of phone calls from a certain photographer who is leaning on me something severe to attend a certain salt racing event....... I am currently undergoing a cardiac event.....

An invitation - one that you are thrilled to receive.

He's already hired a car

The die is cast - transportation and financial arrangements already in play -  the game is afoot.

someone is going to kill me....

Fait accompli - the definite result - not "Someone would kill me if I went", but, "Someone IS GOING to kill me", indicating an acceptance of the inevitable as a result of your impending action.

Anything else you'd like us to carefully re-read?

[grumm441]

MM

Now all one of us has to say is

I just spoke to.....
And yes, she is going to kill you


As opposed to what I get.
" thank God for that. at last i get the house to myself for four weeks, what day are you coming home, give me some notice so I can rake up the empty cans."

G

[wobblywalrus]

Tell your wife "Dear, do you want to go to America with me this winter?  I have booked a romantic flat with a view.  Lots of sun and fresh air."

[Milwaukee Midget]

" thank God for that. at last i get the house to myself for four weeks, what day are you coming home, give me some notice so I can rake up the empty cans."

Well trained.

[SPARKY]

ROTFLMAO 

[Elmo Rodge]

Just think about quaffing a few P-38 Porters at the RODGE MAHAL.  Wayno

[Moxnix]

Grumm441, may we ask what the third bike is?  English, by the handrail?

[ben james]

if my memory serves me correct, from the left we have a cb1100 super boldor honda,xl? honda & 3rd from left is a cute little 250 yamaha trials bike. hey grumm show them the restored PIZZA GLIDE.
benno

[grumm441]

Moxnix
Yep, English
You're good

Were still waiting for an answer from Goggs
G

[Dr Goggles]

Get a couple in the fridge Wayno, I'm comin'.

Land LA 10th August, fly out 23rd.......

[Elmo Rodge]

Get a couple in the fridge Wayno, I'm comin'.

Land LA 10th August, fly out 23rd.......

WOO HOO. I'll start a batch today or tomorrow.  It'll give us a chance for some music, too.  Wayno

[Dr Goggles]

WOO HOO. I'll start a batch today or tomorrow.  It'll give us a chance for some music, too.  Wayno

Hey Slim, need some entertainment at Salt Talks?............

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Well, I'll say yes - with tongue in cheek.  What have you got in mind?  Tippling racers - or Yukon Jack?

[Dr Goggles]

As long as you've got some mud I'm happy to wrestle Wayno.....

Just joshin' , I can reel off a bunch of car songs if you want to keep it topical....

heck, with my rep for send off songs at work I could turn out a number that mentioned the character list from the roster at landracing.com , er, I'm open to bribes.......and I can run pretty fast when I have to.....

Or , if you recall , the one that you liked from a few years back with the tune from Old Macdonald that substituted "had a prop' " for "had a cow/duck/pig etc".....just as long as it's not too long after sunset, I have a feeling this trip will not pass unrefreshed and I have a lot of hands to shake.