Someone hassled me this morning ...." why haven't you put anything up about the trip?"......"well, I'm struggling to get the mag stuff done, and I can't get a laugh out of it, I haven't had time"....
Now, I traveled with Simon Davidson , who, to coin an annoying phrase is " a great artist in his own right"....... he'll hit me for that. I didn't really take a camera, I picked up a GoPro along the way and so I have lots of pics of me trying to turn it on, some time lapse and some other stuff...hmmm, so the only photo's
I took were on my phone, now they aren't art but they do convey something....the trip was such a dense sensory experience that there is no sense writing a travel diary, it wouldn't be right... it would be tooo sane and sanitary.....so here as a taster is my phone photo diary, it's the bits that won't be published
anywhere else......
We landed at LAX and dashed to the hire lot, Simon saw the opportunity of getting a GT Mustang for $100 a day as silly to walk past, you can't hire a four door family car here for that....now, this photo is obviously AFTER Wendover because I'm unshaven and wearing Gord's Studie shirt but it'll do for now.....
We picked up the GO-Pro from Simon's mate Drew in Venice and went to the "Trashcan"( El Tarasco) for breakfast.... then we were off to Orange to collect a Telecaster that I'd bought on eBay and for Simon to buy some new lenses, this I might add was no small undertaking, one was the size of the Saturn V....we skidaddled outa there and headed for 29 Palms,
I was having "Breaking Bad" flashbacks as we toured the surrounds and sat on a hilltop to watch the sunset. We returned to the Motel where it was free Taco night, this was to be a continuing theme..........the next day we avoided the Freeway and bolted up to Vegas stopping at Searchlight, for Mexican. Simon had promised a friend we would visit a Tiki bar that he had recommended....
I had a Martini and then a Mojito, they worked. Then we decided to go an get something to eat, it was late, we ate at a trailer run by a Colombian guy, making Mexican. It was fantastic and cheap....the rest of the lot was taken up by a 24 hour tire joint, we thought that was pretty funny, they didn't....." NO PHOTO!!!!!" Simon was keen on taking some night-time shots of Vegas , I tagged along humming to myself...."
Can you guess where I'm calling from?
The Las Vegas Hilton
I know it's hard to hear
It's just the echo on the line
Yes, that's right I'm calling from
The Las Vegas Hilton
I just wanna say that I'm feeling fine.....funny coz I never liked the Little River Band.
We made it to Wendover the next day after a lazy blast , they make for good cruising those 5.0 Tangs.... now, I didn't find Land's End Lynda until Sunday but here's a photo anyway, You're lookin good Lynda, I just noticed I could lose a bit of the gut.
Now, losing the gut wasn't gonna happen on this trip. One of the few times we didn't eat Mexican was when we ventured into the deadly buffet at the Nugget, I don't know why. It wouldn't have seemed so overwhelming if it was like not 10pm and I wasn't severely sunburnt and hey, even hungry. Simon didn't miss a beat, he eats like a horse with a herd of tapeworms when he's
not hungry, apparently he was hungry. I ambled along behind and added sample size serves to my plate......I stared for a while at the chocolate fountain , you can think up your own jokes for this one.
I have deliberately avoided as much Speedweek coverage as I can here , but there will be a little. We met Gord Driedger after ogling his beautiful blue 53 Stude. Gord's resolutely casual presentation , cigar, mo and racing suit seemed a great representation of what we liked about the week, here over the scoop of the Ford is the Stude. It's a terrible photo...but like I said...
Each time we saw the Stude I'd ( until Simon began to pre-empt me with ..."yeah, you said") say...."Jeez, that'd make a great street cruiser"
I've got no idea what I was doing here...why I wanted a shot of that sports bike in the background or what but well there you go, me grimacing, at Wendover....I don't remember ever at any moment thinking I
wasn't enjoying myself....so I dunno what this was about.....
Graham and I got treated to a ride when Stainless and his mate Alan went for a buzz of the flats in Al's 6 seat Cessna, it was just sensational, here Bob and Al argue over the operating instructions for the plane......just kidding , Al was pointing out the restricted airspace surrounding Bonneville, Bob wanted to see the salt further up the lake...........we did get shots of the shadow of plane flying along the main track between the mile markers, no , of course I'm not putting one here....well, maybe later.
I've made some great friends here on landracing.com and not least among them is Wayno my bellytank brother, hey we're both muso's too what could there be not to like?...here Wayno was showing me the cool bakelite harp holder he'd made....I gave Wayno a pebble from Pendine Sands , I wish you could have seen the look on his hard of hearing face when I first handed it to him.... Wayne spent half the time I was with him turning to the nearest person with that Elmo Rodge grin on his face and saying "What, on earth did he just say?"...granted Wayno ,I talk too fast, I mumble and in a dialect none of you guys understand.....
Then we met this guy, some of you may know him........great to catch up Jon
The night after Wendover we stayed at Wayno's in Salina, now just around the corner was this sign that should be on the front of my shed.
Up the road from Salina was Gunnison , this was the window of the fuel stop.....while I sat there a kid walked up the street with a python wrapped around him, fair enough.
further up the street we saw this Ponty G8 or something, we know it as a Holden Commodore.....the entire conversation we had with the Salesman about it was lost on him, he's probably still shaking his head....
Leaving Salina we came across Bill Spencer and his lot in Glendale UT..... he was tanned and workin on a factory 409 Chev that the family bought new.......no, no photo of Bill, or the 409, just the busted ones on the hill
We were in a hurry, we went through Flagstaff, I was humming "Route 66", Phoenix, it was 104 at 10pm and then onto Gila Bend where we stayed at the "Space Age Motel"
Lo and behold the brekkie menu at the SAM was kinda Mexican, but once again as we'd say "good tucker"....here Simon is having a bad hair day, we were in a hurry yet again to get to San Diego and catch up with Sammy and Jack Dolan.
We gunned it along the border headed for SD, got looked over by the border guys a few times but waved on each time.
We spent the last 36hrs in Venice and amongst other things I played this Les Paul, it had stamped on the back" Not for resale"......hmmmm, where did this come from I asked the owner knowing it would be somewhere interesting....." Oh , Mark Ford from the Black Crowes, it's nice isn't it"
more, later, maybe.......