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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1065 on: April 27, 2022, 05:19:09 PM »
Had a SPIRITED debate w/ Patti over who should do the laundry. In the end, I folded........ 1drink
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1066 on: April 27, 2022, 10:44:19 PM »
When an argument settles at an amicable agreement it's a wash...  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1067 on: April 28, 2022, 01:11:07 AM »
Finally, I did my laundry today. That was a load off my mind
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1068 on: April 28, 2022, 07:00:55 PM »
Laundry puns aren't all bad....some just get bad press. ( I'll throw in the towel now)
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1069 on: May 25, 2022, 07:26:25 PM »
A drunk mathematician stumbles into his house at 3 a.m. and he wife yells "You told me you would be no later than 11:45"...guy says " No.....I said a quarter of 12 "...... :friday 1drink :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1070 on: May 26, 2022, 02:19:47 PM »
Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much.

It scared the heck out of me, so today I've decided never to read it again :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1071 on: May 26, 2022, 06:37:07 PM »
Two guys are sitting on a dock in ( fill in the space with the state you wish to insult) with their feet dangling in the lake when one screams out that an alligator just bit off his foot.....The other guys asks " which one" ? and the first replies...." How should I know??..All 'gators look alike to me " :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1072 on: June 16, 2022, 02:59:48 PM »
My jokes are not juvenile.....they are full groan......
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1073 on: June 16, 2022, 06:55:52 PM »
Jer, I find them quite youthful!  :-P
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1074 on: July 04, 2022, 09:02:26 PM »
Which colonists told the most jokes??.....Punsylvanians
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1075 on: July 04, 2022, 09:26:47 PM »
Just got back from a 2nd Amendment gathering... all the Millennials showed up in sleeveless shirts
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1076 on: July 12, 2022, 01:13:31 PM »
Note to all:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1077 on: July 14, 2022, 06:30:20 PM »
🤔.....Saw an ad for burial plots and I thought..."That is the last thing I need".......
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1078 on: July 14, 2022, 10:57:29 PM »
72 pages of "jokes".
This is probably your funniest one so far.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1079 on: July 23, 2022, 07:13:35 PM »
My father was so cheap....he bought double glazed windows so we couldn't hear the ice cream truck... 1drink
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