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Offline jimmy six

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1035 on: April 05, 2021, 09:56:50 AM »
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1036 on: April 05, 2021, 12:23:04 PM »
Well JD...That was quite a gaff.....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1037 on: April 19, 2021, 06:32:28 PM »
Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?....Because they are so good at it.....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1038 on: April 20, 2021, 12:17:03 AM »
Why'd the elephant paint her toenails red?  To more easily hide in a cherry tree.   aktion086

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1039 on: April 20, 2021, 10:50:58 AM »
What was purple and almost ruled the world?






Alexander the Grape
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1040 on: April 20, 2021, 10:53:20 AM »
JFK era joke: "What happened when an elephant walked through the Dallas police station?"



"Nothing- they didn't see him."
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1041 on: April 20, 2021, 12:14:19 PM »
How do you know it's your elephant's "time of the month"?




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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1042 on: April 20, 2021, 02:22:41 PM »
How you get down from an elephant??...You don't. You get down from a goose.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1043 on: April 20, 2021, 02:23:20 PM »
If you guys have more elephant jokes...I am all ears....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1044 on: April 20, 2021, 02:43:14 PM »
. . . let me check my trunk.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1045 on: April 25, 2021, 11:33:23 AM »
Guy moves into a 65 and older community in  Florida....Gal next door comes over to introduce herself...Asks where he moved from...He tells her.. " Prison....I did 40 years for killing my wife " ..Gal smiles and coyly says .." Oh..So you are single"..... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1046 on: May 09, 2021, 09:25:00 PM »
I always gave my mom a gift the day after Mother's Day....It was chocoLATE :clap
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1047 on: March 03, 2022, 07:41:34 PM »
A buddy and I were walking out the door of my favorite cigar shop when a young lady ran up to me and asked if I know CPR.... I told her that I happen to know the entire alphabet,........We laughed and laughed😀....🤔  O.K..That one guy didn't laugh.. :friday
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1048 on: March 29, 2022, 03:29:04 PM »
Just in from Patti.....Did you know that Norwegian warships all have a barcode painted on them?....That is how they scan da navy in.... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1049 on: March 29, 2022, 03:55:26 PM »
Let's see... this is Tuesday?  Yea Jerry, I wouldn't have remembered that till Friday either  :laugh:
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