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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1020 on: February 07, 2021, 09:51:12 PM »
D*MN straight
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1021 on: February 10, 2021, 08:25:35 PM »
Know what happens when a CAR DEALER runs out of Kia's?   They sell Nokia's :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1023 on: March 31, 2021, 02:32:10 PM »
What class?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1024 on: March 31, 2021, 02:37:26 PM »
That's a bike built for Down Under.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1025 on: March 31, 2021, 04:49:43 PM »
Sorry Jon, that one fails tech... chainguard and steering dampner...   muutt  :friday  lol8
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1026 on: March 31, 2021, 06:31:11 PM »
What about the loose nut on the handlebars?  lol8
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1027 on: March 31, 2021, 07:50:33 PM »
Just in from Patti....Which plants live in the bathroom?.... Toilet trees :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1028 on: April 01, 2021, 11:19:14 AM »
What Day is it?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1029 on: April 01, 2021, 03:25:57 PM »
Well...A and C were going to play an April Fool's prank on their friend...But they just letter B  :clap
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1030 on: April 01, 2021, 03:52:18 PM »
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions
            "We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.?
            "Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.?
            "But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.?
            "Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.?
            Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
            "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!?
            "Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1031 on: April 01, 2021, 04:06:03 PM »
Jack, you win.   lol8 :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1032 on: April 01, 2021, 06:46:13 PM »
Tip o' the hat,  Jack
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1033 on: April 02, 2021, 09:15:16 AM »
It's well known that I'm faster than you.  But definitely not as quick!
Good to know your funny bone still functions, Jack.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1034 on: April 04, 2021, 08:43:22 PM »
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?? Egg sercise.  Mostly hare-robics
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