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Offline floydjer

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1050 on: March 30, 2022, 06:21:52 PM »
Yo Robert.....Patti plays drums in a band named "Blanket". It is a cover band.....  1drink
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1051 on: March 30, 2022, 10:36:51 PM »
Quote from: floydjer on March 30, 2022, 06:21:52 PM
Yo Robert.....Patti plays drums in a band named "Blanket". It is a cover band.....  1drink


Does playing in the band called "Blanket" comfort-her?
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1052 on: March 30, 2022, 10:38:26 PM »
Quote from: salt27 on March 30, 2022, 10:36:51 PM
Quote from: floydjer on March 30, 2022, 06:21:52 PM
Yo Robert.....Patti plays drums in a band named "Blanket". It is a cover band.....  1drink


Does playing in the band called "Blanket" comfort-her?

Well Sheet... of course it does
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1053 on: March 31, 2022, 10:30:39 AM »
Some terrible puns in those bed posts....
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1054 on: March 31, 2022, 12:16:02 PM »
Playing with a cover band is never a bed of roses!  I'm serta of that! :-P
Bedder put it to bed now!  lol8
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1055 on: March 31, 2022, 08:39:35 PM »
Dust off an oldie from my father.....What do rich people have over their beds that poor people have under them?...A canopy......😀
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1056 on: April 13, 2022, 09:51:14 PM »
Hey guys, I was scrolling through the TV guide last night and saw a show called "7 Little Johnsons"...
thought that's just what we need, another Snow White Porno....  :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1057 on: April 13, 2022, 10:14:22 PM »
It just dawned on me that chickens are the only animal you can eat before it is born and after it dies........No wait,🤔 Caviar too
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1058 on: April 13, 2022, 10:16:03 PM »
Auto correct keeps changing caviar to facial🤔 Must have read Bob's post..... :cheers:
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1059 on: April 20, 2022, 11:21:28 PM »
Saw a herd of cows walking towards a field of marijuana plants....Must have been the pot calling the cattle back.
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1060 on: April 21, 2022, 12:42:55 AM »
ZZZZZZZZZZ, 4/20 & jays are for the mentally deficient (yes, I've read your signature). 

Give us pics of your work or GTFA.

Based on what you've posted here over many years, I wouldn't hire you to rake my lawn in the fall.

With total disrespect,

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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1061 on: April 21, 2022, 07:43:05 PM »
WTF IS THAT
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1062 on: April 21, 2022, 08:22:56 PM »
I was wondering if maybe I'd missed something. lol8 :deal
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1063 on: April 21, 2022, 11:00:58 PM »
Terrible way to address a minister.....I shall scurry off to my safe room and cuddle a kitten. :cheers: :friday
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Re: The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread
« Reply #1064 on: April 24, 2022, 09:26:37 PM »
I used to be addicted to salt.....I'm cured now...... :cheers: :friday 1drink :deal
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