This is for Jerry.
Yesterday I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store near home.
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde, was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top, she said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought about it and said,
"What kinda beer you got"